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What part of a plant has the most friends?

THE BUD!

or

Why is the hulk such a good gardener?

HE HAS GREEN FINGERS!

or

Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a garden?

BECAUSE THE POTATOES HAVE EYES & THE CORN HAVE EARS!

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Bazzak

Two beautiful girls looked me up and down in the pub and said nine.

I felt great until I discovered they were German.

😒

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MadBunny in reply toBazzak

🤣🤣

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Bazzak in reply toMadBunny

It got worse!!

I asked a one of them for a date , but she refused, saying that I had a face like the back of a boat.

I didn't reply, I just gave her a stern look.

🤗

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Vonus5591 in reply toBazzak

😂

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MadBunny in reply toBazzak

🙄😊

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Adlon57 in reply toMadBunny

Bazzak back in his prime again🤫🙄🤭

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MadBunny in reply toAdlon57

Yes . Great to see him back. Jokes as bad as ever 🤣

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CL3V3R-G1RL

I hired a handyman and gave him a to-do list, but he only did 1,3, and 5 on the list. Turns out he only does odd jobs.

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Vonus5591 in reply toCL3V3R-G1RL

😂 Haha

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