Jokes

What part of a plant has the most friends?

THE BUD!

or

Why is the hulk such a good gardener?

HE HAS GREEN FINGERS!

or

Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a garden?

BECAUSE THE POTATOES HAVE EYES & THE CORN HAVE EARS!

[Bazzak]

Two beautiful girls looked me up and down in the pub and said nine.

I felt great until I discovered they were German.

😒

[MadBunny in reply to Bazzak]

🤣🤣

[Bazzak in reply to MadBunny]

It got worse!!

I asked a one of them for a date , but she refused, saying that I had a face like the back of a boat.

I didn't reply, I just gave her a stern look.

🤗

[Hidden in reply to Bazzak]

😂

[MadBunny in reply to Bazzak]

🙄😊

[Adlon57 in reply to MadBunny]

Bazzak back in his prime again🤫🙄🤭

[MadBunny in reply to Adlon57]

Yes . Great to see him back. Jokes as bad as ever 🤣

[CL3V3R-G1RL]

I hired a handyman and gave him a to-do list, but he only did 1,3, and 5 on the list. Turns out he only does odd jobs.

[Hidden in reply to CL3V3R-G1RL]

😂 Haha