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How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!

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What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!

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Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car!

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What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper!

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Amysmom

lol

These are really good, Vonus! You should do stand up comedy, for real. 🤣🤣

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SayNOtoPanic

lol these are great Vonus

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BeagleHeart

What do you get when you breed a bulldog with a shitzu? A bull!@#%

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Vonus5591 in reply toBeagleHeart

Lol 😆 😝

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HopeforMiami

Thanks for making me laugh!!

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