JOKES

What part of a plant has the most friends?

THE BUD!

or

Why is the hulk such a good gardener?

HE HAS GREEN FINGERS!

or

What did the carrot say to the wheat?

LETTUCE REST, I’M FEELING BEET!

[Alpakka123]

Knock knock

Who's there?

How am I supposed to know? You're the one asking!

[Hidden in reply to Alpakka123]

Thank you great one 😂

[Alpakka123 in reply to Hidden]

Here's a similar one:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

How am I supposed to know? You're the one who wants to know!

[Hidden in reply to Alpakka123]

Hehe 😜 😉

[Bazzak]

Couldn't think of any good vegetable jokes so here are some corny ones 🤗

Do you know the name if Sherlock Holmes' son?

What son?

No, that was his doctor.

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. I was stopped by the police last night and was asked if I had a police record?

I said: "Yes, Walking on the Moon from 1979". .

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Just paid £25 for a 3 mile taxi ride to the launderette.

I feel like i've been taken to the cleaners. .

[Hidden in reply to Bazzak]

Hilarious made my day thank you 😉 😆

[MadBunny]

A rose went on a date.

It was a budding romance 🌹

[Hidden in reply to MadBunny]

Love it 😍 😆 😉

[Bazzak in reply to MadBunny]

The lead singer of Pulp has released a new album consisting of nothing but rooster noises.

Seriously, is there no limit to what that Cocker dude'll do?

🤗

[MadBunny in reply to Bazzak]

🙉🙉🙉