What did the ocean say when Santa flew over? Nothing. It just waved.
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Why does The Grinch enjoy gardening? He's got a green thumb.
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Do snow globes ever get scared? No, just shaken.
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What did one Christmas tree say to the other? You need to lighten up.
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Which of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves? Dancer.
I was walking down the road this morning and some bloke threw a lump of cheese at me. I said to him that's not very mature.
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Did you hear the one about the stamp collecting irish dancer?
He was called Michael Philately…..
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.I saw a guy stacking shelves at Tescos complaining because the top shelf was broken, and he couldn't keep it up.
I think he had A wrecked aisle dysfunction
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I must be doing good financially, just got a letter from my bank saying my Balance is outstanding!.
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Two Monkeys getting in the bath.
One says 'Ooo, ooo, ooo, ahh, ahh, ahh'
the other one says 'Well put some more cold in then
😂😂😆 . . . Monkeys . . .
Seeing as someone - no names mentioned Bazzak - hasn't kept to the Christmas theme, here's a seasonal one .
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I thought I'd better clarify - I wasn't being rude to Bazzak, we've known each other for quite a while 😁 🤗
I’ve never heard of her in my life, she’s just rabbiting 🤣🤗🤗🤗🐰🐰🐰
Sorry ? Who are you? 🤣🤣🤗🐰
I'm the bloke who pops out of bins, the last time I spied you, you were going out with Warren weren't you 🤔 oh no that's where you live 🤗🤗🐰🐰
Lol
Thank you for the jokes. I have been in a miserable state for some time. Jokes help
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house.
The secret to Santa's success? Good elf-esteem.
Movie about the kid who didn't believe in Santa? Rebel without a Claus.
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love this! Keep them coming
Santa's least favorite reindeer? Rude-olf
Why come down the chimney? It soots him.
The children who believes in Santa? They can sense his presents.
Excellent 👌 😂 😂 😂
