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What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?

Iced tea.

or

Where do snowmen love to dance?

At a snow ball.

or

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

“Have an ice day!”

or

What’s a snowman’s favorite meat?

Cold cuts!

or

Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose!

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Starrlight

Vonus, I love your jokes! I really like the last one haaaa!

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Vonus5591 in reply toStarrlight

👍💟🫂✨✡️🤩

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MadBunny

Love them

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Vonus5591 in reply toMadBunny

👍 🧡 🌟

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fauxartist

I love your daily dose of comic relief...very funny...thanks.

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Alpakka123

Awesome! I love the last one especially! Thanks for your joke posts!

Here's one of mine:

Hubby and I were on the train the other day. The conductor made an announcement over the PA system. It was in Norwegian. We then translated it for each other.

Hubby: "she said we're all getting a free pizza, right?".

Me: "umm, yeah....🙄 You must know a different Norwegian than I do..."

Hubby: "no, it's the same one. Mine is just pizza-oriented"

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Vonus5591 in reply toAlpakka123

Lol 😂 😆 😂

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Pitalife

Why was the snowman smiling? He saw the snowblower coming...

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Vonus5591 in reply toPitalife

lol 🤣🤣🤣

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Pitalife in reply toVonus5591

Glad u have a good sense humor....hope yavsmiled?I like that..

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MadBunny

A bunny one from me

Carrots.......
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Vonus5591 in reply toMadBunny

😂😂😂

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