Why don’t dogs play cards in the wild?
There are too many cheetahs out there.
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Why did the boy name his dog Ten Miles?
So he could tell his gym teacher he walked Ten Miles every day.
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What do you call a floating dog?
A good buoy.
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Why was the dog such a good musician?
Because he had perfect “pooch.”
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What did the dad say when his daughter asked, “Have you seen the dog bowl?”
“No. I didn’t even know he could hold a bowling ball!”
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How do you know your dog is a genius?
You ask him, “What is two minus two?” and he says nothing.
