Why don’t dogs play cards in the wild?
There are too many cheetahs out there.
or
Why did the boy name his dog Ten Miles?
So he could tell his gym teacher he walked Ten Miles every day.
or
What do you call a floating dog?
A good buoy.
or
Why was the dog such a good musician?
Because he had perfect “pooch.”
or
What did the dad say when his daughter asked, “Have you seen the dog bowl?”
“No. I didn’t even know he could hold a bowling ball!”
or
How do you know your dog is a genius?
You ask him, “What is two minus two?” and he says nothing.
JOKES!
Jokes !
