JOKES!

Why couldn’t the sushi stop playing?

It was on a roll.

or

Why didn’t the carrot put in any effort?

It doesn’t carrot all.

or

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

There was a leek.

or

Why did the pepper wear a coat?

It was chili.

[CatsandCheese]

My therapist told me to write letters to all the people who've hurt me, and then burn them.

What should I do with all the letters?

[Downinil in reply to CatsandCheese]

I think burning the letters would be helpful therapy in that you can put the emotional pain in the past.

[Downinil]

Amongst all the drama these jokes are a life saver for the spirit, Vonus. Thanks for the laughs and please keep em coming.

[Alpakka123]

I'm having company tomorrow. It's kind of last minute (well, it feels that way at least...), so I'm cleaning the house. I currently have the TV on the floor, the couch in the corner, things piled on the bed, and the rest of the furniture playing Jenga in the middle of the living room. Proud of myself😆

[Alpakka123]

Hi Vonus,My furniture is not playing Jenga anymore. The couch lost.... (not that you might be interested, but wanted to give an update anyway)

[Hidden in reply to Alpakka123]

Love to read what everyone up to

Just did 12 hr day and exhausted

[Alpakka123 in reply to Hidden]

Oh, wow! I hope you can get some good rest after a long day!