Why are there a ton of Religious Holidays but no Science Holidays?
Because science works.
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How do we know Saturn was married more than once? Because it has too many rings!
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Me: I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework
Computer Science Professor: Your dog ate your coding assignment?
**Awkward silence**
Me: It took him a couple bytes
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Why is it so hard to wake up in the morning? – Newton’s First Law: A body at rest wants to stay at rest.
A man called the police and said, "I found a suitcase in the forest with a cat and four kittens inside."
The operator said, "That's terrible. Are they moving?"
The man said, "I didn't ask, but that would explain the suitcase."
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