Jokes

Why are there a ton of Religious Holidays but no Science Holidays?

Because science works.

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How do we know Saturn was married more than once? Because it has too many rings!

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Me: I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework

Computer Science Professor: Your dog ate your coding assignment?

**Awkward silence**

Me: It took him a couple bytes

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Why is it so hard to wake up in the morning? – Newton’s First Law: A body at rest wants to stay at rest.

[Nothing_but_books]

A man called the police and said, "I found a suitcase in the forest with a cat and four kittens inside."

The operator said, "That's terrible. Are they moving?"

The man said, "I didn't ask, but that would explain the suitcase."

[Hidden in reply to Nothing_but_books]

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[Starrlight in reply to Nothing_but_books]

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[Midori]

Brilliant! My son is a perfect example of Newton's First Law!

Cheers, Midori

[roses4all]

Oooooohhhhhhh... I would LOVE a science holiday or 2, or 3...

[Celtic274]

I'm sorry but are you trying to be funny or just being a athiest

[Hidden in reply to Celtic274]

Sorry probably not that funny x

[Bazzak in reply to Hidden]

You have no need to apologise, your intentions were to cheer people up but there’s always some you can’t please xx

[SappyCappy]

😊 thanks for sharing