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What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

He lifts weights faster.

or

Why did the women get a perm?

Because her trainer said curls might help.

or

Why couldn't the personal trainer get evicted?

Because he was squatting.

or

What happened when the personal trainer brought a lion to the gym?

His clients got ripped to shreds.

or

Why do hamburgers go to the gym?

To get better buns.

or

Why did the fish stop lifting weights?

He pulled a mussel.

or

At the gym, I decided to hop on a treadmill.

People gave me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.

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Roukaya

Instead of crying we can learn to laugh .

Kind of you to supply jokes .

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Vonus5591 in reply toRoukaya

♥️ 💜 ❤️ 🤗 ⭐️

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Bazzak

FOLK WISDOM

1. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear

bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword have to be wary of people with pens.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting

something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end,

someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those that wait, may be the things left by

those who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and

he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13 . The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

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Vonus5591 in reply toBazzak

Perfect end to day, thanks for cheering up further xx 🫂🤩😂😆💙😉🌟

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Bazzak in reply toVonus5591

Hope you have a lovely Christmas 🤗x

A pirate went to see his doctor complaining about moles on his back.

The doctor said, "Don't worry about them. They're benign."

The pirate replied, "Count them again, I'm sure there be ten."

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Vonus5591 in reply toBazzak

lol have wonderful christmas xx you're the best and best comedian xxx

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Bazzak in reply toVonus5591

No that honour definitely goes to you 🤗xx

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Vonus5591 in reply toBazzak

Blessed to have you in my life x

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Roukaya in reply toBazzak

Hello Thank you for the golden nuggets of wisdom . It brightens and elevates my day to read such inspiring words.

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Bazzak in reply toRoukaya

Hope you are well Roukaya x

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Roukaya in reply toBazzak

I am OK and I always remember your incredible sense of humour on the Positive Wellbeing community. I hope you are keeping well.

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hypercat54 in reply toBazzak

Hi Bazzak. Nice to see you chuck. I laughed out loud at your jokes. 🤣🤣

The 7 dwarves were in the bath feeling Happy.

Happy got out so they felt Grumpy.

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Bazzak in reply tohypercat54

🤣🤣 hope you are well hyper 🤗

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CL3V3R-G1RL

What do you call a sad strawberry 🍓? A blueberry 🫐!

I went to the store to buy some camouflage pants. I couldn't find any.

I was once kidnapped by mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because he felt a little crummy 🍪

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Vonus5591 in reply toCL3V3R-G1RL

😀😍💜🧡😅🤣😂🙂

thank you for the laughs...much needed

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Vonus5591 in reply toDesperate4Happiness

💜💜💜👍

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Albatrossss

Haha, these are great!

"Why don't skeletons ever go to the gym?"

"Because they don't have the guts!" 😂

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Vonus5591 in reply toAlbatrossss

😂 😝 😂

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catsrock

Good ones!

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Vonus5591 in reply tocatsrock

🫂😂💟😉

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Alpakka123

Why don't Norwegians like ice in there drinks? Because they have it all over the ground.

Does Hell freeze over? Sure does. There's a Hell, Norway.

It rains a lot on the west coast of Norway. There was once a boy from Bergen (west coast town) who was asked if it every stops raining in Bergen. His response was, "no idea. I'm only 13"

It's said that the sun always rises, but that adage doesn't work if you tell that to someone who lives above the Arctic Circle in winter. (The sun never rises for about 6 weeks in the winter above the Circle)

My husband made me crack up the other day. We were dropping off our bags at the baggage drop counter. It was a brand new system that was neat to see in action. A piece of luggage was put into a device, scanned, the device closed, there was the sound of a door opening, the words "bag has been delivered" appeared on the screen, and the device opened for the next bag. My husband turned to me and said, "now if only babies were this easy to deliver".

My husband couldn't find where to plug in his headset at his seat, so he called the stewardness. She came over. He told her what the problem was, to which her response was "well, I can't imagine why, sir. It's really simple. Practically the entire plane has asked me to help them find the same thing, so hang on. (She gets out her flashlight, leans across him, turns it on, opens up a compartment, and helps him plug it in it). Anything else I can help you and the rest of the plane with?"

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Vonus5591 in reply toAlpakka123

had good giggles!! 👍😍😆😂🤣💙💟❤️😉

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