How do we know the moon doesn’t need more to eat?
When it is a full moon.
or
My Friend Failed Astronomy...
I failed too, if it's any constellation.
or
What did the astronaut cook for lunch?
An unidentifiable frying object.
Well Elon Musk did well, his Space X came back to same spot where it took off and landed nicely
I love jokes good ones vonus
I went to the aquarium this weekend but I didn't stay long.
Something fishy about the place.
😆🤣😂
That last one busted my gut.
What did the duck say to the psychiatrist?
Quack!
😂 😂 😂
I feel so sorry for psychiatrists but that was hilarious.
The fact that there's a highway to hell yet only a stairway to heaven, says a lot about predicted traffic numbers.....
😂 😝 😂
OMG!🤣🤣🤣
Old Hamish McTavish died and his family were summoned to hear the reading of his last will and testament. The solicitor intoned "I hereby bequeath all my Knutsford properties to my dear wife, my Wilmslow properties to my only son and my Alderley Edge properties to my daughter."
The solicitor paused and remarked "Wow. Old Hamish must have a very substantial portfolio."
His wife replied "Portfolio my arse. Those are his paper rounds"
Oh so funny 😹
JOKES!
