What did the nurse reply when someone asked, “Does an apple a day keeps the doctor away?” “Yes, if you aim it nicely.”
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Why did the banana say to the nurse? I am here to see the doctor. I am not peeling well!
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What did the senior nurse advise the young nurse about her first injection? “Just give your best shot.”
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“I decided not to vaccinate my daughter… I let the nurses do it instead; they have more experience.”