JOKES

[Vonus5591]

What did the nurse reply when someone asked, “Does an apple a day keeps the doctor away?” “Yes, if you aim it nicely.”

or

Why did the banana say to the nurse? I am here to see the doctor. I am not peeling well!

or

What did the senior nurse advise the young nurse about her first injection? “Just give your best shot.”

or

“I decided not to vaccinate my daughter… I let the nurses do it instead; they have more experience.”

[Dolphin14]

Having been in the field, these gave me a laugh

❤️🐬

[Vonus5591 in reply to Dolphin14]

Great to hear! thank you for your work💕

[Starrlight in reply to Dolphin14]

Yes thanks nurse dolphin!!!

[Dolphin14 in reply to Starrlight]

You love bug

❤️🐬

[Starrlight in reply to Dolphin14]

🤣

[Starrlight in reply to Dolphin14]

love you ❤️💕❤️

[CL3V3R-G1RL]

😂😂😂

What did the Buffalo say to her son on the first day of school? Bison 🦬

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield? There are too many ears all around 🌽

Did you hear about the archeologist that got fired? Now his career is in ruins 🪨

[Starrlight]

those are some goooood ones!

[Midori]

Love the first one; Just the sort of thing I would say!

Cheers, Midori

[Vonus5591 in reply to Midori]

😉