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What did the nurse reply when someone asked, “Does an apple a day keeps the doctor away?” “Yes, if you aim it nicely.”

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Why did the banana say to the nurse? I am here to see the doctor. I am not peeling well!

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What did the senior nurse advise the young nurse about her first injection? “Just give your best shot.”

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“I decided not to vaccinate my daughter… I let the nurses do it instead; they have more experience.”

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Dolphin14

Having been in the field, these gave me a laugh

❤️🐬

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Great to hear! thank you for your work💕

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Starrlight in reply toDolphin14

Yes thanks nurse dolphin!!!

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Dolphin14 in reply toStarrlight

You love bug :)

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Starrlight in reply toDolphin14

🤣

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Starrlight in reply toDolphin14

love you ❤️💕❤️

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CL3V3R-G1RL

😂😂😂

What did the Buffalo say to her son on the first day of school? Bison 🦬

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield? There are too many ears all around 🌽

Did you hear about the archeologist that got fired? Now his career is in ruins 🪨

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Starrlight

those are some goooood ones!

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Midori

Love the first one; Just the sort of thing I would say!

Cheers, Midori

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😉

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