Jokes ! !

[LazyXrayEyes2255]

* What did the skeleton order for dinner?

Spare ribs!

Or

* What did the left hand say to the right hand?

How you can be always right?

Or

* What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

Or

* What do you call a bear with no ear?

– B!

[Agora1]

Lol when I need a smile for the day, I turn to your posts.

Life doesn't have to be all sadness. xx

[LazyXrayEyes2255 in reply to Agora1]

We have to live life but feelings ok x Just me find emotions hard and I try to brighten others day x

[Agora1 in reply to LazyXrayEyes2255]

And you do brighten my day xx

[Bazzak]

ZEN TEACHINGS

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the pathis narrow. In fact, just sod off and leave me alone.

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try

missing a couple of mortgage payments.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it

was probably well worth it.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgment.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

.

.Marks and Spencer's new advert says it wouldnt be Christmas without M&S... No it would be Chrita 😊

[LazyXrayEyes2255 in reply to Bazzak]

💚❤️💙🫂🤣🤣🤣

[MadBunny in reply to Bazzak]

Awful as usual 🤣🤣🤗

[Bazzak in reply to MadBunny]

Is that because the first one is about you 🤣🤣(joke) 🤗🤗

[MadBunny in reply to Bazzak]

🤣🤣

It's a good job we're old friends- well, old in your case 🤗

[Bazzak in reply to MadBunny]

Behave woman 🤣🤣🐰🐰

[Beevee]

What do you call a dear with no eyes? No idea.

What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea...

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.

What do you call fly with no wings? A walk.

Where do you find a tortoise with no legs? Where you left it.

What do you call a lady with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen...

[MaggieSylvie in reply to Beevee]

deer.

[Beevee in reply to MaggieSylvie]

Oh 🦌...😁

Glad you are paying attention!

[MaggieSylvie in reply to Beevee]

It's not attention; it's annoyance!

[Beevee in reply to MaggieSylvie]

Yes deer! 🤣

[MaggieSylvie in reply to Beevee]

🦌🤣

[marsbarr]

Great, loved it.

[LazyXrayEyes2255 in reply to marsbarr]

🧡💜💜💙💚👍😇🫂🤗

[MaggieSylvie]

Clever!

[LazyXrayEyes2255 in reply to MaggieSylvie]

♥️💚💙❤️🌼🌺🤗🫂

[Pitalife]

Funny as a fart in a space suit....

[LazyXrayEyes2255 in reply to Pitalife]

🤣🤣

[Beevee]

I got home and there was a crowd outside my house. A young lad had come off his scooter.I said, stand back please, move aside, let me through.

Somebody said "Are you a doctor?

I said No, that's my pizza.

[LazyXrayEyes2255 in reply to Beevee]

👍😆