JOKES

[Vonus5591]

Why did the Easter egg hide?

It was a little chicken.

or

What eggs does an evil hen lay?

Deviled eggs.

or

Why did everyone laugh at the chicken?

She was a real comedihen.

or

What do confused chickens lay?

Scrambled eggs.

[CL3V3R-G1RL]

😂😂😂

Why can't leopards play hide & seek?

Because they are always spotted.

Why did the man bring his watch to the bank?

He wanted to save time. 🏦 ⌚

How do you make a robot angry? 💢 🤖

Keep pushing his buttons

[Vonus5591 in reply to CL3V3R-G1RL]

So massively funny 🤣 😹 😁

[Bazzak]

Woke up early this morning so thought I’d go for a stroll down the lane, through the old tunnel along by the river, across the meadow, up the hill and over and down by the bridge...

Sorry, I’m just rambling now.

Just came up to a sign that said, 'Pavement closed. Please use other side.'

To be honest, it made me cross.

Great BBQ last night at the local library... we all had Shhhhhsh Kebabs...

I fell asleep on the trampoline again.

Third night on the bounce.

[MadBunny]

One of my neighbours owns several cats. On a recent visit she introduced them to me. "That's Astrophe, that's Erpillar, that's Aract that's Alogue"

"Where on earth did you get such unusual names?" I asked

"Oh, those are their last names, she explained. "Their first names are Cat

[Alpakka123 in reply to MadBunny]

Omg, seriously???🤣🤣🤣

[MadBunny in reply to Alpakka123]

A joke .

Although it could well be true 😁

[Bazzak]

oh chicken/ egg jokes, you might have to think about it 🤗

A chicken walks into a bar, the bartender says “oh hello what brings you here today @

The chicken says “ I just saw this place across the road and thought I’d like to check it out “

Alas, as the chicken scanned the establishment, he realised the egg was already sitting at the table, casually sipping a pint of lager.

[MadBunny in reply to Bazzak]

🤣🤣I got it 🤗