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I went to the doctor the other day and said: “Have you got anything for wind?” So he gave me a kite.

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I decided to use my knife to conserve ammo. Apparently that’s not allowed in paintball.

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What did one pickle say to the other? Dill with it.

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CatsandCheese

LOVE the paintball one. Needed that.

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Bazzak

I took a wrong turn today on my walk and ended up on Elm Street.

What a nightmare!.

My friend writes songs about sewing machines. He’s a Singer songwriter. Or sew it seams

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What do you call a man who tells it like it is?

Frank...

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Vonus5591 in reply toBazzak

😂 😆 😂

Fantastic Job!!!

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CatsandCheese

What happens to a minister who passes wind in church?

He sits in his own pew.

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Vonus5591 in reply toCatsandCheese

🤣🤣🤣

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CatsandCheese

Why couldn't Mr. Bigger wear his sons clothes?

He was a little Bigger.

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Vonus5591 in reply toCatsandCheese

😆

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CatsandCheese

If you are an American before you go into the toilet, and an American after you leave the toilet, what are you while you're in the toilet?

You're a-peein.

A former boss told me that. At work.

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Vonus5591 in reply toCatsandCheese

lol

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CatsandCheese

Scissors says to Knife - So, I see you're still single.

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CatsandCheese

Scissors says to Knife - So, I see you're still single.

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Vonus5591 in reply toCatsandCheese

😂👍

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Stippler

Did you hear about the jailed beekeeper who broke out with hives?

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MadBunny in reply toStippler

🤣🤣

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CatsandCheese in reply toStippler

Good one, Honey

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CL3V3R-G1RL

Why aren't dogs allowed in bars?

Because they can't control their licker 😉

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Vonus5591 in reply toCL3V3R-G1RL

💙🤣🤣

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CL3V3R-G1RL

Why aren't dogs allowed in bars?

Because they can't control their licker 😉

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