What did the mitten say to the hand? I've got you covered.
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What do you call a cold thief? A brrrr-glar.
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Why is a sled always discouraged? It's continuously on a downward slide.
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Why did the snowman hold up his arms? He was told to freeze.
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What did the black ice ask the car? Wanna go for a spin?
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What happens when a mosquito lands on a snowman? He gets frostbite.
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Why did the snowman leave? He had a meltdown.
JOKES !!!
