Jokes

[Vonus5591]

What goes…now you see me, now you don’t, now you see me, now you don’t? A snowman on a zebra crossing!

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What does Frosty’s wife put on her face at night? Cold cream!

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What’s Santa’s favorite snack food? A: Crisp Pringles.

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What do the elves call it when Father Christmas claps his hands at the end of a play? A: Santapplause!

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Two snowmen were standing in a field, and one said to the other ‘Can you smell carrot?’ The second replied, ‘No, but I can taste coal.’

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What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers !

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Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose? Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.

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Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas? Comet stayed home to clean the sink.

[MadBunny]

A Christmas pic

😁😁😁

[Vonus5591 in reply to MadBunny]

Made me laugh so much. xxx thanks 😊

[MadBunny in reply to Vonus5591]

You're welcome xx

[Bazzak]

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Nothing. It was on the house!

What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs?

Anything you want. He can’t hear you!

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

How do you know when Santa’s around?

You can always sense his presents.

What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?

Silent Night.

[Vonus5591 in reply to Bazzak]

😂 😂 😆 the best 🙏 🤗

[Alpakka123]

What kind of music do shoes like? Soul

What do the numbers 558 and 226 have in common? They both give the same time of day.

My hubby said that a car sped past a speed trap, and "over 40" flashed on the screen. He ended the story with "how'd it know that I'm over 40?"

[Vonus5591 in reply to Alpakka123]

Got it finally 😉🤩😀🌺

[Alpakka123 in reply to Vonus5591]

Oh, sorry. I didn't get the numbers one right away, either.