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What do snowmen have for breakfast?

Frosties, Snowflakes or Ice Crispies.

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How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?

You wake up wet.

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

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What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?

A snowball.

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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

You’re cool.

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How do you build a snowman with 3 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and is 9 feet tall?

With snow.

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Who is a snowman’s favorite Aunt?

Antarctica.

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MadBunny

Another bunny one

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Vonus5591 in reply toMadBunny

too funny !!! 😆😆😆

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Kimmieblue

😂😂😂 brilliant. x

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Rufus07

where do you find all these jokes? In your head? Love them!

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Fsyd71

hehe

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Fsyd71

I called my dog 5 miles

so then I can tell people I walked 5 miles today

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