Jokes ! Jokes !

I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.

or

My boss calls me 'the computer', not because of my calculation skills but because I go to sleep when left unattended for 15 minutes.

or

Insomnia is terrible. But on the plus side... Only three more sleeps till Christmas.

or

What do you call it when a kid is fighting going to sleep?

Resisting a rest.

or

How do you confirm that you have insomnia? You know that the farmer has 901 sheep.

[Bigoldogsmiles]

Thank you for these jokes. I struggle with insomnia quite badly so these gave me a good chuckle!

[Hidden in reply to Bigoldogsmiles]

Me too x 👍🫂❤️💚🩶💓💗

[casablancalover14 in reply to Hidden]

Thanks for giving us something to laugh about. I needed these this morning, have a super day!😄😄😇😇

[Hidden in reply to casablancalover14]

👍💜🧡💛😘🧡🧡

[worthytobeloved]

Thank you for all your jokes! I don't know where you get them all, but it helps lift my spirits to read them! xxx