Who can drive all their customers away and still make money?
Taxi drivers
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I couldn't workout how to do my seatbelt?
But then it clicked!
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Why are pigs bad drivers?
Because they hog the road!
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When is car not a car?
When it turns into the driveway
I know someone who was habitually late until his doctor recommended sleeping in a herb garden.
Sounds odd, I know, but now he wakes up on thyme.
What dinosaur makes most noise when he is a sleep? Tyrannosnorus
Did you know that Peruvian Owls always hunt in pairs?
It's because they're Inca Hoots
I dropped a tub of margarine on my foot last week and it still hurts like hell.
I can't believe it's not better.
I read about an Eskimo who tried to light a fire for warmth on his boat, but it made it sink.
I guess you can't have your kayak and heat i
Love 'em chuck! 😁😁 x
"Laughter is the best medicine." This is NOT a joke.
A bottle of lotion opened in my suitcase. The following describes how my husband made the discovery and told me:
He unzipped the side, got out the lotion to moisturize his hands, zipped the side up, and offered me some with the announcement of "oh, by the way, some of the items decided to moisturize themselves".
I sometimes like to imagine what inanimate objects do when no one's looking, and my imagination runs wild when bags come off a flight on new year's eve. I picture all the bags having a party in cargo, and coming out onto the carousel wearing new year's hats.
😂 😂 😆
I love your joke posts . Just the thing some of us need - a bit of cheer. Thank you.
Thank you 😊 ❤️ ♥️ 💜
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