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Where did Captain Hook buy his hook?

The second hand store.

or

Two fish swim side by side up a River when they swim smack straight into a concrete wall…

One fish turns to the other another and says 'Dam'

or

Skipper: “Where are you going with your blinking ship?”

The Other: “This isn’t a blinking ship. It’s a Lighthouse!”

or

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!

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MadBunny

🤣🤣🤣

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❤️🤎💙💚✨🫂🌼

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Amysmom

LOL

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Agora1

You are unstoppable my friend....but keep going.

I need some lightheartedness in my life :) xx

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CatsandCheese

🥯🥯🥯🥯 hehehe

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So glad you're here! Your jokes make the days brighter. 🌞

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DodgeDhanda

What do U called a fish with no eye......

A) fsh

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