Where did Captain Hook buy his hook?
The second hand store.
or
Two fish swim side by side up a River when they swim smack straight into a concrete wall…
One fish turns to the other another and says 'Dam'
or
Skipper: “Where are you going with your blinking ship?”
The Other: “This isn’t a blinking ship. It’s a Lighthouse!”
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!