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What do you call young dogs who play in the snow? Slush puppies.

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What did the hungry dalmatian say after his meal? “That hit the spots!”

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What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show? A CAT-tastrophy.

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How do you spell “dog” backwards? D-O-G-B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S.

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What did the waiter tell the dog at the restaurant? “Bone-appetite!”

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Thank you for your jokes I would like to see more they certainly brightened up my day

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Excellent!!

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FightingTheDark

Thanks for bringing a smile when I needed it today! 🎉

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You’re welcome x

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CL3V3R-G1RL

😂😂😂

What did the Mayo say to the refrigerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

Where does a rainbow 🌈 go when it commits a crime?

Prism but don't worry it was a light sentence 😉

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Vonus5591 in reply toCL3V3R-G1RL

Hilariouslu funny 😂😂🤣 x

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Starrlight

love these!!!!!!!! Thanks for sharing

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