What do you call young dogs who play in the snow? Slush puppies.
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What did the hungry dalmatian say after his meal? “That hit the spots!”
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What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show? A CAT-tastrophy.
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How do you spell “dog” backwards? D-O-G-B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S.
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What did the waiter tell the dog at the restaurant? “Bone-appetite!”