Do you have any funny stories?
I just want to talk about such stories, helps me feel less alone and anxious.
So i will go first. I think my favourite story is Aspirin the cat. I think i have a post about it, but just in case - mom works at a pharmacy and got too much aspirin and put some of it in a separate box and wrote "Aspirin". When it got sold out, her Boss took the box and gave it to the cat outside. Clients saw the cat in a box with written Aspirin and thought it was the name of the cat and started calling her that.
My uncle and his family live in the UK but are still orthodox. Their neighboir asked why they never see them at the church and uncle said they go to the greek church. The neighboir gasped "So you guys worship Zeus?!"
I was in a foreign languages highschool and we were studying english. The rule was If you want to say something, say it in English. A classmate randomly yelled "can i go to the nursery?". The teacher, not knowing she wanted to go to the nurse, said "but you just got in highschool"
Then another classmate (he was a huge bully) asked "can i go to the bathroom". The teacher said "it's pronounced bathroom". He got angry and said "i'm going to the baTHHroom". The teacher looked straight at him and said "bathroom". "BaTHHroom". "Bathroom". "i'm going to the damn bathroom". "You aren't, you didn't say it right". "But i said bathroom". "Yeah, but you used going to for future tense while here will would fit better because you desided it rn and don't know If i'm letting you" . He was raiding the room already.
My step coisin was 2yo when he encountered a toilet. He looked at it amazed and said "but there's water.... Can i drink?"
At highschool i was in love with a girl who had a rabbit (that's why i got Bob). Her rabbit was a giant female and was jumping on her feet. Our teacher said "What's wrong with that lamb?". I said "she just has a girlcrush". He said "forget that, this rabbit is size of a lamb". My classmate said "i call her a melon"
I was in university and we were having attentive classes. They were going hours without a break and we got noisy. The proffesor got annoyed and yelled "Why are you acting like that?!". The quiet girl next to me said "You're not giving us a break and we haven't took our medication". Then she waited for a break, pulled a box from her bag and drank 3 antidepressants like a boss.