Regrets I've had few!!!

[Cb1963]

Ah yes, I bet you all wondering what I'm on about, so bare with me its long but amusing ( I hope)

So in my " previous " life I was a chronic drinker 12+ years sober though now .

So when I was with my ex partner she had female cat, and was a house cat, she would leave the windows open during the summer, well this crafty ginger Tom cat jumped through the window and was having his wicked way with her.

Anyway I caught him at it, well it was early morning and yep I had a drink inside me, but in my drunken state I got hold of him and shoved him into the cat holder, and off I marched to the vet's , called round the off sales en- route for a cheeky can of tenants super, yes another early morning brew 😏🫣 .

So got to the vet's swaying gently as this can had reached other parts larger can't reach 🤣so called in,and got ready to get the randy tom cat out, so nervously out pop's are absent father (the cat) and low and behold the vet's assistant yells out, that's her next-door neighbours cat!!!

Oh dear what have I done, I" accidentally" mentioned it was a stray and was spreading his love seed around the neighbourhood.

Well I wished I had a half bottle of vodka to hand , anyway the assistant disappeared, and after a longish wait, she had contacted her neighbour, and he gave permission to get randy Tom's wedding tackle removed 🤣

So I left my new "found " friend " knowing he'll be feeling a bit lighter after his operation and less bodily parts to wash, phew got away with it.

Next day the owner comes around, he proudly said his cat is no longer a tom, meanwhile my ex partners cat was already pregnant, blow me over he said could he have first pick of the litter!

Yes all done by me under the influence of alcohol, I think I've used many of my 9 lives up whilst drinking 😬 but it ended up with 5 kittens and the owner of the tom took a little baby son to his ginger father, oh all the kittens were ginger,and our female had grey stripes,

No denying who the father was!!!🤣🤣🤣

[Millie09]

🤣🤣🤣.. oh my days Chris.. what am incident that was .. but a happy ending in 5 little ginger 😸 😸 😸 😸 😸.. hope your feeling a little better 😊

[Cb1963 in reply to Millie09]

Yes the swelling isn't as bad, but it's still noticeable, having a roast dinner today hopefully get some decent nutrition down my neck!!!Hope you're doing OK, and trying to stay as best motivated, have a great day and no doubt I'll have another health issue again on the horizon 🤣

[Millie09 in reply to Cb1963]

That's good to hear Chris! Fingers crossed you can eat your Sunday roast 😋.. I don't cook ,haven't cooked in many years ,I know I should but im either too fatigued or my pain is playing me up ,apart from that I'm good 🤣🤣 .Have a good Sunday anyway Chris

[Cb1963 in reply to Millie09]

Yes,I know what you mean, it's the tasks we take for granted are more and more difficult as we get older, as well as the aches and pains,I go to bed aching and wake up with a different problem, I'm thinking how the heck can you get any more health issues when you've just woken up, I really struggle getting old and the various problems that's it brings, I suppose all my work environments has caused a few as well as the drink,ah well catch you again at some point 😇

[Hidden in reply to Cb1963]

Funny cat story! Yes, getting old - wish I could get it off my mind. You seem cheery, in spite of it all.... Anyone else have extreme feelings of unreality? Also, crabbiness, fearfulness, along with the aches and pains, forgetfulness, loss of confidence.... OK, I'm done bitching!

[Cb1963 in reply to Hidden]

Nah, I might be sound like Victor meldrew, you'd need to Google One foot the grave, its a comedy about him

" moaning " but I'm not at that point in my life, I really tend to crack on with things and try and enjoy every moment, kind regards from me to you 😊

[secrets22]

What an interesting and amusing story , you certainly have a way with words.😁

[gettingsomewhere]

Thanks for a great story!

[Cookie2217]

What a wild story CB! I love it! ❤️

[CLB1125]

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