asu all know this ten ton tess is fond of inspecting the ground at close quarters.and true to form i did it again oops i did it again
rising from my riser no stone to roll away only a aglass to put away.i stood unsteadily onto my feet
whats a little giddy head i asked my pea brain its only three yards to the sink.just a quick three steps
wobble wobble went the leggies after one step we made of jelly the laughed after two i know there was a small space to go you can do this i thought and woke up on the floor
as always had to sit up slid rear end to nearest chair very very tender rear end
b***** b***** b***** gonna have a black bum when i see the doc in a few days after about ten minutes i managed to drag my self up onto my riser chair
did you know if lean on a riser tummy first and push the button it will help you up. me neither until lol
well there i sat knowing i was martha and not arther a good start meant no concussion of course wearing long dress did send me a hint just a small one.
by now my spine was saying a loud hello to my brain one disc at a time who knew there were that many and that they needed to socialise at any cost with the neck and the brain
but wait a minute way down there was a problem that huge item that cannot be named except in curses was yelling
i staggered slowly off to bed.now when dem bones is havin a party it is not easy to sleep
erery time i moved that rear end jabbed like an electric shock talk about being peeved because it had been ignored and called ass too many times............. it has taught me revenge is more painful than kharma.
deciding to have it checked i was taken to see accident and emergency now let me tell you if you want to go to the emergency after the accisent take three meals with you tv shows lie
i eventually had a scan no less how impressive hope that a*** is beginning to feel important.
the results came back and i was informed i had a nasty crack in my cock sucks yeah right i even tho i had the same opinion on the stupid a*** i kept my temper and sweetly said
i would prefer you to keep the bad language and sarcasm to yourself now tell me what is actually wrong.
for some reason the staff left the room
when they returned doctor had a word written down that i cannot spell never mind try to say.even reading it it sounded like c*** sex... but it turned out to be my tail bone that thingy where the chopped of my devil tail at birth.
so sadly here i lay cannot sit with a crack in my crack feeling somewhat like an a*** myself but i agree on the first disciption of that ass the doctor said.
happy thoughts to you all