Next time we have to go on a rescue mission , have a food fight and then watch in disbelief as moffy pole dances with 6 firemen... BEFORE jetting off and leaving us here in the cold... With this super birthday present you will be fit enough to keep up and even outshine Moffy
So here have this from all of us..... No no don,t thank us we know you will appreciate it and soooo practical.....
Ps... Once you have mastered it I will send OH round... I don't think you will make it up my hill without wheels and he will customise it...
VGx
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There's going to be a next time?
I think we need training. "International Rescue - fibromite style!" So can we share your birthday pressie Sandra - pretty puhlease?
Of course there will be a next time ,,, but next time we will be prepared and have moffy tied up so she can't hijack fibroair and take the hunky men with her, by day she appears in public as a sweet old lady .... Her words.... But don't you believe it that hairnet those sensible shoes hide the fibromite version of Wonder Woman
Stares in amazement as 6 dishevelled and worn out firemen covered in chocolate tumble from fibroair gasping.... what a woman and shakily get into their fire engine..... Girls ..... How can we compete with moffy....
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to recruit a crew of sailors, ready to drop everything at a moment's notice, to rush to our rescue, no matter where or when! They of course must be properly prepared with emergency rations too.
I've been practising my belly flops all day PP and I have to say they're getting better! I only managed to damage a few power cables and had a few problems with a herd of cattle, but other than that I'm improving all the time . . . . I don't know what VG's done to the controls though, everything seems to working opposite . . . . there seem to be a lot of pink piggie clothes lying around too and oddly enough the firemen have disappeared too . . . . . PP are you flirting again, Moffy is leading you astray I fear . . . .
Abandon ship Libby in sight.... Do aircraft carriers have life boats. I could tie up the sailors into a raft add life jackets and get to shore that way... Sorry only room for me on a raft of sailors
Why would you want to take your clothes off and walk around the forum naked....... Or have you taken up pole dancing and that's where you hang our clothes while you swing round a pole with a few tassels .... MOFFY have you been corrupting mrs b ?
I think you are supposed to wave the tassels sort of cheerleader style, perhaps you are sending out morse code with your erratic ears and the poor man across the road is obviously an ex marine trying to decipher your garbled message.... Failing that he's just gawping at your naked body.... I suggest some blackout blinds until you have it mastered
Nooo I meant your clothes not our clothes oh my now it looks like we all take our clothes off and watch you and moffy pole dance .... I am just making it worse.....
Slinks off the forum to find a good hiding place some where dark and no where near any scaffolding in case I give into temptation
Sadly I seem to have missed some of this cheery insanaity but I beileve I was challenhed to find a boat full of sailors. I was busy visiting the boating pond and the only sailors I am afraid were grand fathers and ther grandkids trying to keep their boats from doing titanics. xgins
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ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!
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