Sandra we missed your birthday, you missed all the fun..... So.......

[Extremelygrumpy]

Next time we have to go on a rescue mission , have a food fight and then watch in disbelief as moffy pole dances with 6 firemen... BEFORE jetting off and leaving us here in the cold... With this super birthday present you will be fit enough to keep up and even outshine Moffy

So here have this from all of us..... No no don,t thank us we know you will appreciate it and soooo practical.....

Ps... Once you have mastered it I will send OH round... I don't think you will make it up my hill without wheels and he will customise it...

VGx

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There's going to be a next time?

I think we need training. "International Rescue - fibromite style!" So can we share your birthday pressie Sandra - pretty puhlease?

Maybe HRH will give us some tips?

[hamble99b in reply to Hidden]

certainly Kaz but you'll have to move the washing that's drying on it!

My car is thunderbird 2 as it is adapted with a ramp and I can put any of my scooters in - 1, 3 and 4. so I'm ready to go!

sandra.

[Extremelygrumpy]

Of course there will be a next time ,,, but next time we will be prepared and have moffy tied up so she can't hijack fibroair and take the hunky men with her, by day she appears in public as a sweet old lady .... Her words.... But don't you believe it that hairnet those sensible shoes hide the fibromite version of Wonder Woman

VG x

[ladymoth]

Hot D**n!

I've been found out! (pouts and starts polishing sparkly knickers)

Have finished with the firemen now, so I'll send them back to you - they ate all the choccy horses, typical men.

Can I have a go on yer thingummy-jig, Sandra?

Luv Superwoman - err - I mean Moffy xxxx

[Extremelygrumpy]

Stares in amazement as 6 dishevelled and worn out firemen covered in chocolate tumble from fibroair gasping.... what a woman and shakily get into their fire engine..... Girls ..... How can we compete with moffy....

Scrapes her jaw off the Tarmac

VG x

[Ginsing]

Indeed it would be a tremendous challenge but we must not give up ...mutter mutter I have heard that sailors are very good at rescues"

[Hidden in reply to Ginsing]

Dear Gins

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to recruit a crew of sailors, ready to drop everything at a moment's notice, to rush to our rescue, no matter where or when! They of course must be properly prepared with emergency rations too.

This post will self-destruct in 5..... 4....

[Extremelygrumpy]

Wanders past Gins singing.... All the nice girls love a sailor......

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Can we hi jack a ship and choose some handsome, gorgeous, fit, with a six pack,young ( Starts to drool) sailors in uniform..........

PeePee xxx

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How about an aircraft carrier. Libs could fly Fibro one or two in, then again her landing skills aren't the greatest are they?

[hamble99b in reply to Hidden]

wouldn't matter, they put a big rope across to catch you!

wouldn't Prince Harry teach you Libs? if he does, I bagsy he next lesson from him. I want to use the joystick correctly.

sandra

[Hidden in reply to hamble99b]

Had a lesson today Lady S from HRH Harry, must say he's one heck of a good teacher

[hamble99b in reply to Hidden]

does he give homework? ;-/

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

I've been practising my belly flops all day PP and I have to say they're getting better! I only managed to damage a few power cables and had a few problems with a herd of cattle, but other than that I'm improving all the time . . . . I don't know what VG's done to the controls though, everything seems to working opposite . . . . there seem to be a lot of pink piggie clothes lying around too and oddly enough the firemen have disappeared too . . . . . PP are you flirting again, Moffy is leading you astray I fear . . . .

[Extremelygrumpy]

Abandon ship Libby in sight.... Do aircraft carriers have life boats. I could tie up the sailors into a raft add life jackets and get to shore that way... Sorry only room for me on a raft of sailors

[hamble99b]

thankyou! it is what I've always wanted - somewhere to hang my clothes!

[Extremelygrumpy]

Why would you want to take your clothes off and walk around the forum naked....... Or have you taken up pole dancing and that's where you hang our clothes while you swing round a pole with a few tassels .... MOFFY have you been corrupting mrs b ?

[hamble99b in reply to Extremelygrumpy]

the tassels won't stay on my ears! am I doing it wrong?

the man across the road keeps waving at me, he seems to be at the window a lot today.

sandra.

[Extremelygrumpy in reply to hamble99b]

I think you are supposed to wave the tassels sort of cheerleader style, perhaps you are sending out morse code with your erratic ears and the poor man across the road is obviously an ex marine trying to decipher your garbled message.... Failing that he's just gawping at your naked body.... I suggest some blackout blinds until you have it mastered

[hamble99b in reply to Extremelygrumpy]

I've still got my vest on!

does anyone remember a liberty bodice? a sort of flannelette vest - it was soooooo warm!

sandra.

[Angeldancea812 in reply to hamble99b]

Yes. I lived with my gran and she made me wear one. I hated it as none of the others had one.

[Extremelygrumpy]

Umm your. Pole your pole Definately NOT ours ... No pole could take the weight of us altogether in the altogether oh my it's too much

[Extremelygrumpy]

Nooo I meant your clothes not our clothes oh my now it looks like we all take our clothes off and watch you and moffy pole dance .... I am just making it worse.....

Slinks off the forum to find a good hiding place some where dark and no where near any scaffolding in case I give into temptation

[Ginsing]

Sadly I seem to have missed some of this cheery insanaity but I beileve I was challenhed to find a boat full of sailors. I was busy visiting the boating pond and the only sailors I am afraid were grand fathers and ther grandkids trying to keep their boats from doing titanics. xgins