As you may have noticed, we are increasing our volunteer team, and after much pleading with HQ, we have been allocated a slightly larger volunteer hut.
The old one was very small, and VG was hogging the only comfy chair, but now we have quite a nice 'bijou' residence with better seating arrangements - in fact,,as you can see, it's quite grand!
Please come and join us for an inaugural bash, and a dip in the pool out the back.
We also need staff to look after us - butlers, maids, cooks and the like, so please feel free to apply for a cushy job at Volunteer Mansion! RSVP
Moffy x
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Rushes up the path and enters excitedly...... Ohhhh the exterior is a fake.... It's just ... A bigger room ... In fact ... Sniffs .... Smells like FA,s old locker room ... Looks in the corner and sees a pair of old sweaty socks with MDaisy embroidered on them....
Ohh at least we have an umbrella..... Oops sorry San ... Thought you were a large umbrella hanging there.... Hang on where is moffy ...... Is there another door into this mansion... A real one ... Where moffy is living in comfort...... Goes off to hunt for the real front door and moffy.....
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