Just to see if she would like one.... I also lent her my coat and hat and now I have a speeding ticket as Moffy decided to take up extreme scootering disguised as me..... I should have made her wear the onsie then she wouldn't have dared venture out let alone do stunts...
Sighs ....... at least the scooter and Moffy returned in one piece though we never did find the hat.....
VGx
Thanks, VG for the loan of your gold-plated scooter, the speed was phenomenal!
I enjoyed wearing your leather bondage coat as well, but I had to take off the gimp hat as it was restricting my breathing.
Never mind, I'll buy you another one, and I'll pay the speeding fine.
No one would ever have noticed if that young copper hadn't accidentally got his jacket caught in the handlebars! I got flustered and thought he was being saucy with me, so naturally I put my foot down - and well - my case comes up next week!
I think my addiction to speed demonstrates that my true vocation is to be a test-pilot with FibroAir . I wonder if Air Commodore Libby will give me my wings???
Moffy x
P.S. your onesie would make a good flying suit!
So thats how you plan to explain ripping off a young policemans jacket and shirt ..... While wearing bondage clothing ......don't think it's going to work somehow... Though if you explain you need a computer as you are a volunteer here I am sure they will give you a job in the prison library.
VG x
If I end up in clink, I want the Governor's job - cushy or what? I could give myself extra privileges and early release! 
x
Good grief you two, whatever next! 
I think you've just blown any chance of getting your wings Moffy, no chance of a pilot's licence just yet for you especially wearing that coat! Looks more like Harold's father's dressing gown from Steptoe & Son from years ago!
Libs
xxx
Yes, sorry Libs _ I think I'm too old to be a speed queen - on or off the ground! 
Phew that's a relief, heaven knows what VG's next plan for you will be! xxx
Deep sea diving, probably! >>>> off to buy lead boots and waterproof socks>>>> xxx
Naaaa.... I just found yards of knicker elastic ... Never used ... So bungee jumping it will be .... I recommend you NOT wearing the gold plated knickers incase they make the elastic snap
VG 
I hardly dare look ..............................................
>>>>>>>>Screams and runs>>>>>>>>
i havent laughed that hard in ages so funny made my day 
A giggle or a laugh is the best therapy isn't it Honey, so pleased you enjoy VG's insane threads lol! We all love a chuckle here! xxxx
Cripes, I am going into hiding................see ya xxxxxxxx
Piggy has left the building x
Libs is right behind her! Shhhhhhhhh! xxxx
me too but in disguise!
Pssssst, hey Sandra is that you dressed as Fiona from Shrek, don't you think that's a bit noticeable, and it's sooooooooooooooo green!
I hear green, especially emerald is quite the shade to be seen in this season.
Errrr, excuse me. (Clears throat nervously) Er, VG? Ummm, did you bolt the door to stop them escaping, or to keep them in? Um, because, well ...... (Voice fades to indecipherable murmur)
SHOUTS LOUDLY through the door. Drat this fibro fog I seem to have shut myself out of the forum
Looks confused
VG x
Mwahhhhhhhhhhhh
Chuckles uncontrolably.
I think we are safe girls ( checking the lock)
Next episode, this could run and run . . . . be warned! 
Update - Looks like the girls have managed to ensnare VG and play her at her own game. She is helplessly locked behind the FibroAction thick steel door with ten locks and bolts, how can she possibly escape!
In the mean time girls let's grab Moffy and go on a shopping fest!
Sandra you can take the Fiona Shrek outfit off now! lol!
I can't I'm not even wearing my onesie [nips off to the top secret disguise shed].
I think we should flog the film rights to this insane saga - then we could have an even bigger shopping fest - but I ain't doing no bungee jumping!
If VG promises to get rid of the spare elastic, I might let her back in (waggles keys temptingly)
Don't do it Moffy, don't be tempted, we will be in fear of our lives if you let her out tonight! Run for the hills girls . . . . . hang on to the elastic Moffy!
just been to the top secret disguise shed and, strangely, none of the knickers have elastic in them...
not since a scooter riding ninja was seen browsing - hhhmmm! I wonder...
Hmmmm sounds like VG's on a secret mission to remove all our elastic! Could be a crisis looming! We could all be arrested for flashing . . . . . .
We could find ourselves turning from FibroAir to FibroBare, now that would be embarrassing!
Moffy are you any good with a sewing machine?! xxxx
Drive to my parents
Look Out On The Roads - My Daughter is Learning to Drive!!! 
