I'm say here listening to my classical music being soothed and relaxed, Phoebe tucked up in bed, Paul is at work and Dukey curled up asleep and my mind wonders down memory lane.
This week i have managed to fall of the step into passage way and went over on my ankle again so for 10 minutes i lay there shouting and growling many choice words.. no one home to help then today i fell down the stairs a wee bit abnd hurt my back and the slid outside in the rain oh and burnt myself twice once from iron ( nice blister ) and then on cooker.
It's a wonder i'm still alive as i have been in 10 crash's one motorbike crash got pushed over a snowman and hurt my back, Had kitchen plinths fall on my head resulting in concussion and dropped the hoover on my head lol thats sounds daft as hehe i was cleaning the stairs and due to being a dosey mare i went from top to bottom hence dropping it on my head.
Yet through all this i have never broken a bone and only ever had stitches in my head well actually had tonnes but only the head was due to accident.
So if you ever see me take a wide berth because i'm a hazard to be around but i may cause laughter because only i could count my money coming down stairs at work and think i was on the last step so went to walk normally only to find my self flying through the air in frontward motion and ending up rolling across the floor only to hit the wall opposite, so embarrased. If that wasn't bad enough the next week i walk across the parade square and it's covered in snow so had just got a nice cup of soup from vending machine and was so looking forward to it only to do a full cartoon slip on ice, it's unnatural to see ones feet higher than your head hehe well lucky the soup flew away from me , well after laughing i got up with help from collegue to turn round and see the RMP's laughing out the window so i bow to them then walk one and bang down i go again.
So avoid me at all cost hahahah xxxxxxx