I think it might be raining as I put on my new coat
the dog is dancing round me, he's just acting like a goat
I really want to go outside and take in some nice freshair
But I really don't want the neighbours here staring at my hair
When I got up this morning I set my hair up neat
by the time I got down the stairs my hair was at my feet
I have this awful problem see my head has sprung a leak
And as I walk along the hall my shoes begin to squeak
The water drips from my head and runs into my bra
If this carries on much longer I won't get very far
So out it comes the faithful towel and drying I begin
It aint so easy as I dry my head the waters on my chin
If only there was a portashower to carry on my shoulder
I wouldn't get those awful stares I would be much boulder
People seem to think I have some really bad disease
They side step me at every chance 'Oh people if you please'
Do I think the same of you as you wobble out the pub
Or spill your guts upon the floor outside the local club
So judge me not, for you really do not want to push your luck
Coz I don't care what people think...I just don't give a ..............
By Lin Goulding
20.04pm 16/10/2014
(my own work)