Why did the penny go to school? To make more cents.
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What do you call a penny that plays sports? A quarterback.
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Why did the penny sit alone? It couldn’t find its two cents.
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Why did the penny go to the dentist? It had too many cavities.
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What’s a penny’s favorite dance? The nickel shuffle.
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Why was the penny always getting picked on? Because it was a little change.