What do you call a scary horse in the dark?
A nightmare!
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What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Hay fever!
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What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?
Macintosh Apples!
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What do you call a horse that can't lose a race?
Sherbet
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Why do horses like to fart when they buck?
Because they can't achieve full horse power without gas.
Someone comes into the police station to report a medium (seer) on the run. The medium has a petite build.
The policeman who takes in the report goes to his superior and says:
"We have a small medium at large"
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