Jokes

What do you call a scary horse in the dark?

A nightmare!

or

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Hay fever!

or

What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?

Macintosh Apples!

or

What do you call a horse that can't lose a race?

Sherbet

or

Why do horses like to fart when they buck?

Because they can't achieve full horse power without gas.

[Alpakka123]

Someone comes into the police station to report a medium (seer) on the run. The medium has a petite build.

The policeman who takes in the report goes to his superior and says:

"We have a small medium at large"

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