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what do you call an ant that fights crime?

A vigilANTe

Or

Why are snails slow?

Because they are carrying a house on their back

Or

What is the smartest insect?

Spelling bee

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brendonkellyrox

😆 funny

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jbjacksoncfc

thank you for sharing a little sunshine with us! :)

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QuiltLady

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Call it anything you want...he's not going to come anyway!

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Vonus5591 in reply toQuiltLady

😂😜🤣🤩

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Alpakka123

I once had a dog who loved one letter in particular. That letter was P. He loved this letter so much that walks would take forever due to needing to stop at every tree, bush, and hydrant. He perfected the P, sometimes even making it invisible.

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Vonus5591 in reply toAlpakka123

😂😂😜🤣

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Alpakka123 in reply toVonus5591

I dug a maze through the snow for him once. He disappeared in it. When my dad asked where he was, I told him "he's probably in the cul-de-sac I made at the end"

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Vonus5591 in reply toAlpakka123

😂🤣😉👍

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Alpakka123 in reply toVonus5591

I'm all out. Glad I could make you laugh. Have a good day/night. it's night here, so I'm about to hit the sack.

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Alpakka123 in reply toVonus5591

His favorite song was "Let It Flow...I mean Go"

Ok, now I'm out. Good night!

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Vonus5591 in reply toAlpakka123

Love it 😂😂😂😂

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