Jokes

what do you call an ant that fights crime?

A vigilANTe

Or

Why are snails slow?

Because they are carrying a house on their back

Or

What is the smartest insect?

Spelling bee

[brendonkellyrox]

😆 funny

[jbjacksoncfc]

thank you for sharing a little sunshine with us!

[QuiltLady]

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Call it anything you want...he's not going to come anyway!

[Hidden in reply to QuiltLady]

😂😜🤣🤩

[Alpakka123]

I once had a dog who loved one letter in particular. That letter was P. He loved this letter so much that walks would take forever due to needing to stop at every tree, bush, and hydrant. He perfected the P, sometimes even making it invisible.

[Hidden in reply to Alpakka123]

😂😂😜🤣

[Alpakka123 in reply to Hidden]

I dug a maze through the snow for him once. He disappeared in it. When my dad asked where he was, I told him "he's probably in the cul-de-sac I made at the end"

[Hidden in reply to Alpakka123]

😂🤣😉👍

[Alpakka123 in reply to Hidden]

I'm all out. Glad I could make you laugh. Have a good day/night. it's night here, so I'm about to hit the sack.

[Alpakka123 in reply to Hidden]

His favorite song was "Let It Flow...I mean Go"

Ok, now I'm out. Good night!

[Hidden in reply to Alpakka123]

Love it 😂😂😂😂