Jokes

[Vonus5591]

What do you call a jacket that’s on fire? A blazer!

or

A man told his friend: “My wife only has two complaints: nothing to wear and not enough closet space."

or

You haven’t heard of The Incredible Hulk’s new fashion line? It’s all the rage.

[CL3V3R-G1RL]

😂😂😂

What do you call 2 monkeys that share an Amazon account?

Answer- Prime mates

2 guys walk into a bar. The 3rd guy ducked.

Why did the pharmacist walk on her tiptoes?

Answer- She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills

[Vonus5591 in reply to CL3V3R-G1RL]

So funny 😂

[Alpakka123]

This first one comes from a Police Squad episode, and the second is a lawyer joke.

-Two men are talking. All of a sudden one yells "duck!". The other guys, stunned at this outburst, doesn't duck in time for the duck to hit him.

-my brother said he couldn't talk today because he was on his way to court. I wonder what he does that has him appear in court so often?

[Vonus5591 in reply to Alpakka123]

😆 😂

[Bazzak]

I never knew that the Mandarin for microwave is ping wen dun.

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100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.

Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

The stables have turned..

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.I went for a bite to eat at an upmarket burger van last night...

It had 4 Michelin tyres..

I sat next to an insurance salesman at a Robbie Williams concert.

And through it all, he offered me protection

[Vonus5591 in reply to Bazzak]

😂 😆

[Desperate4Happiness]

😂😂😂