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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

Chew chew train

or

How do you make tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it

or

Why were they called the Dark Ages?

Because there were lots of knights

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Arymretep

Can a shoe box? No but a tin can.

in reply toArymretep

Heehee

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CL3V3R-G1RL

how do you organize a space party? 🎉 You planet, of course! 🥳

I was going to tell a sodium joke. But then I thought, "Na".

How much does it cost to swim with sharks? An arm and a leg 🦵🏽 🦈

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Downinil in reply toCL3V3R-G1RL

Lmao

in reply toCL3V3R-G1RL

Haha

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