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Why did the moisturizer go to the gym? To work on its “firming” routine!

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What did the sunscreen say to the beach towel? “You’re my ‘UV shield’!”

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Why did the acne gel start a YouTube channel? To share its “spot-on” tips!

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Why did the cleanser break up with the toner? Because it couldn’t handle their “on-again, off-again” relationship!

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I like how your joke posts are themed. Nursing was the last one, and makeup is this one. I never noticed this pattern until now. It's neat!

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