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What would be a gardener’s favorite Beatles song? – Lettuce Be.

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What did the dirt in the garden say during heavy rain? – If this keeps up I’ll be mud!

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What do trees wear to all pool parties? – Swimming trunks.

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What is a tree’s favorite dinosaur?- The Tree-rex.

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Agora1

Vonus, I love your posts..

Good break time remedy. :) xx

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🫂💟👍✨🌟

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MadBunny

I love them too.

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🫂💟🌈🌟✨

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Alpakka123

I was on a really peaceful walk earlier. It was away from civilization, so no sounds except for nature ones. All of a sudden, a break in the silence: "battery low, plug in your device". Immediate reaction: "what the...?". And then: "oh, that's right; I have my headphones on".

in reply toAlpakka123

Lol 😊

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MadBunny

I wasn't very keen on gardening , until I planted some seeds . Then it grew on me.

Why doesn't Elton John like lettuce ?

He's more of a rocket man.

I used to make lots of money clearing leaves from gardens.

I was raking it in .

What vegetable is always cold?

A chilli.

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😂😂🤣 Made my day better!

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MadBunny in reply to

Glad to hear it 😁

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Celtic274 in reply toMadBunny

Brilliant mad bunny keep it up

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Bazzak in reply toMadBunny

Sherlock Holmes was gardening when Watson came over and asked what he was planting.

"A lemon tree, my dear Watson". 🤗

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Adlon57 in reply toBazzak

Had to say that a couple of times, must be too early in the morning!🙄🤭

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Bazzak in reply toAdlon57

🤣🤗

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Celtic274

Vonus I love your post keep them up it brightens my day up thank you 😊

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Bazzak

I think I saw Michael J. Fox at the garden centre yesterday. It might not have been him though, he had his back to the fuchsia

So my neighbour sees me kneeling down, busy in my garden and asks what I'm doing

"I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order"

"Really?! I don't know how you find the time!"

"It's right next to the sage"

I told my wife that what she is wearing is inappropriate for gardening.

But she's digging in her heels.

What do you call a homeless snail? A slug

What did the George Michael say to the gardener?

Rake Me Up Before You Hoe Hoe. 🙉

in reply toBazzak

Marvelous!!! Simply the best! 😂😂🤣

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Alpakka123 in reply to

🎶 you're simply the best. Better than all the rest. Better than anyone🎶

Sorry; couldn't resist 😁

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Adlon57 in reply to

Typical Bazzak see the time of the PWB in his element! Good humour even from Bazzak is always appreciated👌🤭🤭

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Sophiesmum290902

Did you hear about the car with the wooden wheels,the wooden engine?.. it wooden go.

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? Rocket it.

They're a couple of old ones I remembered from an old joke book I had when I was little.

in reply toSophiesmum290902

Brilliant jokes !! 🤩 😂 😆

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CL3V3R-G1RL

I needed these jokes 😅

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Pitalife

Boo

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I hope you meant the 'boo' as in hi and not boo to the joke as in terrible!

😆 x

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Pitalife

Funny as a fart in a space suit....

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😂 😆 😝

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Alpakka123

I looked out the window and saw white stuff on the ground. I told my husband. He said "yeah, the sky is washing it's hair". I asked what it uses. His reply: "mountain and boulders"

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