What would be a gardener’s favorite Beatles song? – Lettuce Be.
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What did the dirt in the garden say during heavy rain? – If this keeps up I’ll be mud!
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What do trees wear to all pool parties? – Swimming trunks.
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What is a tree’s favorite dinosaur?- The Tree-rex.
I was on a really peaceful walk earlier. It was away from civilization, so no sounds except for nature ones. All of a sudden, a break in the silence: "battery low, plug in your device". Immediate reaction: "what the...?". And then: "oh, that's right; I have my headphones on".
Lol 😊
I wasn't very keen on gardening , until I planted some seeds . Then it grew on me.
Why doesn't Elton John like lettuce ?
He's more of a rocket man.
I used to make lots of money clearing leaves from gardens.
I was raking it in .
What vegetable is always cold?
A chilli.
😂😂🤣 Made my day better!
Vonus I love your post keep them up it brightens my day up thank you 😊
I think I saw Michael J. Fox at the garden centre yesterday. It might not have been him though, he had his back to the fuchsia
So my neighbour sees me kneeling down, busy in my garden and asks what I'm doing
"I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order"
"Really?! I don't know how you find the time!"
"It's right next to the sage"
I told my wife that what she is wearing is inappropriate for gardening.
But she's digging in her heels.
What do you call a homeless snail? A slug
What did the George Michael say to the gardener?
Rake Me Up Before You Hoe Hoe. 🙉
Marvelous!!! Simply the best! 😂😂🤣
🎶 you're simply the best. Better than all the rest. Better than anyone🎶
Sorry; couldn't resist 😁
Did you hear about the car with the wooden wheels,the wooden engine?.. it wooden go.
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? Rocket it.
They're a couple of old ones I remembered from an old joke book I had when I was little.
Brilliant jokes !! 🤩 😂 😆
I needed these jokes 😅
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