"Never let anyone treat you like regular glue. You're glitter glue."
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"People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full are missing the point. The glass is refillable."
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"Always keep your chin up... otherwise you are just looking at your boobs all day."
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"There is no angry way to say bubbles."
How did the barber win the race? A: He knew a shortcut π
Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?
A: Because it was a little horse π
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looking at your boobs all day! lol I do anyway, way too gifted!!! ππ
I read the one about the glass but it said be thankful you have a glass.
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