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"Never let anyone treat you like regular glue. You're glitter glue."

or

"People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full are missing the point. The glass is refillable."

or

"Always keep your chin up... otherwise you are just looking at your boobs all day."

or

"There is no angry way to say bubbles."

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lol :) xx Thanks Vonus

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Agora1

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7, 8, 9 lol xx

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lol 😝 😊

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CL3V3R-G1RL

How did the barber win the race? A: He knew a shortcut 💈

Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?

A: Because it was a little horse 🐎

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Vonus5591 in reply toCL3V3R-G1RL

🤣😂😆🤩✨

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CLB1125

looking at your boobs all day! lol I do anyway, way too gifted!!! 😂😂

I read the one about the glass but it said be thankful you have a glass.

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