Jokes: "Never let anyone treat you... - Anxiety and Depre...

Anxiety and Depression Support

94,353 membersβ€’88,065 posts

Jokes

β€’6 Replies

"Never let anyone treat you like regular glue. You're glitter glue."

or

"People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full are missing the point. The glass is refillable."

or

"Always keep your chin up... otherwise you are just looking at your boobs all day."

or

"There is no angry way to say bubbles."

6 Replies
β€’
Agora1 profile image
Agora1

lol :) xx Thanks Vonus

Agora1 profile image
Agora1

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7, 8, 9 lol xx

β€’ in reply toAgora1

lol 😝 😊

CL3V3R-G1RL profile image
CL3V3R-G1RL

How did the barber win the race? A: He knew a shortcut πŸ’ˆ

Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?

A: Because it was a little horse 🐎

β€’ in reply toCL3V3R-G1RL

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ€©βœ¨

CLB1125 profile image
CLB1125

looking at your boobs all day! lol I do anyway, way too gifted!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I read the one about the glass but it said be thankful you have a glass.

Not what you're looking for?

You may also like...

Jokes

If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars. ~ J. Paul Getty or It’s easy to...
β€’

JOKES !!!

Why don’t dogs play cards in the wild? There are too many cheetahs out there. or Why did the boy...
β€’

Jokes !

Where did Captain Hook buy his hook? The second hand store. or Two fish swim side by side up a...

An AMAZING Metaphor! (Please Read!) This Could Change Your LIFE!

Twenty years ago, when Marc and I were just undergrads in college, our psychology professor taught...
β€’

Jokes ! !

* What did the skeleton order for dinner? Spare ribs! Or * What did the left hand say to the...

Moderation team

Content on HealthUnlocked does not replace the relationship between you and doctors or other healthcare professionals nor the advice you receive from them.

Never delay seeking advice or dialling emergency services because of something that you have read on HealthUnlocked.