JOKES

[Vonus5591]

Jokes

We are two brothers on opposite sides of the road, but we never see each other.Who are we?

ANSWER

Eyes.

or

You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?

ANSWER

You draw a shorter line next to it and it becomes the longer line

or

If there are three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?

ANSWER

Two. (Because you took two.)

[Agora1]

Good Morning Vonus...Ended and started my days with a smile

because of you. xx

[Vonus5591 in reply to Agora1]

😇😍🙏🙏

[hypercat54]

Very good.

Here's a puzzle for you. If a bat and a ball cost £1.10 and the bat costs exactly £1 more than the ball how much does the ball cost?

[Vonus5591 in reply to hypercat54]

0.10

[hypercat54 in reply to Vonus5591]

That means the bat costs only 90p more than the ball.

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The ball costs 5p and the bat £1.05 - exactly £1 more than the ball.

[hypercat54 in reply to hypercat54]

It gets most people that one. Including me lol

[MadBunny in reply to hypercat54]

I still don't get it lol

[Alpakka123 in reply to MadBunny]

Me neither 😂

[Alpakka123 in reply to hypercat54]

Ooh, I've got it now! Good one!

[MadBunny in reply to Alpakka123]

Hyper had to explain it to me. I don't think I'd have got it though- I'm useless at things like that 😁

[hypercat54 in reply to MadBunny]

Ha ha. If its any consolation most people don't get it first time including me. But when its explained its obvious isn't it.

Anyone still confused?

[Alpakka123 in reply to MadBunny]

I had to go back and forth between a few comments more than once before I got it.To be honest, my first reaction to her joke was, "really, hyper? Math problems?🤦‍♀️". Don't tell her that please, though.

[Alpakka123]

I don't get the first one.

[Vonus5591 in reply to Alpakka123]

cats eyes are lights in the road for cars in UK

[hypercat54 in reply to Vonus5591]

I read that cats eyes were invented by a chap in Yorkshire in the 50's when he went to the pub one night in very heavy snow and couldn't see where the road ended.

[Alpakka123 in reply to Vonus5591]

Ah! Ok. Thanks for explaining

[CLB1125]

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