Jokes
We are two brothers on opposite sides of the road, but we never see each other.Who are we?
ANSWER
Eyes.
or
You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?
ANSWER
You draw a shorter line next to it and it becomes the longer line
or
If there are three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?
ANSWER
Two. (Because you took two.)