Jokes
We are two brothers on opposite sides of the road, but we never see each other.Who are we?
ANSWER
Eyes.
or
You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?
ANSWER
You draw a shorter line next to it and it becomes the longer line
or
If there are three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?
ANSWER
Two. (Because you took two.)
Good Morning Vonus...Ended and started my days with a smile
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Very good.
Here's a puzzle for you. If a bat and a ball cost £1.10 and the bat costs exactly £1 more than the ball how much does the ball cost?
0.10
That means the bat costs only 90p more than the ball.
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The ball costs 5p and the bat £1.05 - exactly £1 more than the ball.
It gets most people that one. Including me lol
Ooh, I've got it now! Good one!
Hyper had to explain it to me. I don't think I'd have got it though- I'm useless at things like that 😁
Ha ha. If its any consolation most people don't get it first time including me. But when its explained its obvious isn't it.
Anyone still confused?
I had to go back and forth between a few comments more than once before I got it.To be honest, my first reaction to her joke was, "really, hyper? Math problems?🤦♀️". Don't tell her that please, though.
I don't get the first one.
cats eyes are lights in the road for cars in UK
I read that cats eyes were invented by a chap in Yorkshire in the 50's when he went to the pub one night in very heavy snow and couldn't see where the road ended.
Ah! Ok. Thanks for explaining
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Thank you for sharing(:
hahahaha mix a snowman and vampire..frostbite...how long have i told this one?
