Jokes

If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars. ~ J. Paul Getty

or

It’s easy to meet expenses, everywhere we go, there they are.

or

The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket. ~ Kin Hubbard

[Shnookie]

lol 😝 you crack me up. This is exactly what I needed to read today.

[Agora1 in reply to Shnookie]

I'm folding my money in half right now. lol xx

[Agora1]

Lol xx

[Alpakka123]

A guy walks into a bar....

That's it.

[Hidden in reply to Alpakka123]

another one

the other two men avoid and no injury!

[Alpakka123 in reply to Hidden]

What's that mean?

[Hidden in reply to Alpakka123]

bar/pub or bar/rod

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

better joke

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

[Alpakka123 in reply to Hidden]

Yep, definitely getting tired over here. Can you explain this one too? Will get It tomorrow though, as this is my sign to go to sleep. Good night!

[Nothing_but_books in reply to Hidden]

Hilarious.

[Alpakka123 in reply to Hidden]

Got it now. That's great!🤣🤣🤣

[Alpakka123 in reply to Hidden]

I must be getting tired. Can you try again?

[Hidden in reply to Alpakka123]

The two men walk instead of bar/pub into rod/bar but avoid hitting rod/bar and no injury!

[Alpakka123 in reply to Hidden]

Oooh, 🤣🤣🤣🤣Thanks.

[Alpakka123 in reply to Hidden]

Omg, I just got the entire thing now! My guys walks into a bar and injures himself, and then you follow that up with on the other hand two more men don't walk into a bar and don't injure themselves.

The things that yank me out of sleep. Sheesh...🙄🤔

[Alpakka123 in reply to Hidden]

I'm trying to get It. It'll come to me.

[Hidden in reply to Alpakka123]

Maybe not best joke

[Alpakka123 in reply to Hidden]

No, it's great. Thanks to your hints I got it. Just took some thinking.

[Midori in reply to Alpakka123]

OUCH!!!

[Bazzak]

A woman was seen on the motorway, driving and knitting at the same time.

The police drove alongside her and yelled "pull over!".

She shouted back, "no, it's a cardigan"

[Hidden in reply to Bazzak]

😉🤣🤣🤣

[MadBunny in reply to Bazzak]

Go to sleep 🙄🐰

[Alpakka123]

Two people were caught stealing a calendar. They each got six months.

[Hidden in reply to Alpakka123]

Lol