Jokes

[Vonus5591]

If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars. ~ J. Paul Getty

or

It’s easy to meet expenses, everywhere we go, there they are.

or

The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket. ~ Kin Hubbard

[Shnookie]

lol 😝 you crack me up. This is exactly what I needed to read today.

[Agora1 in reply to Shnookie]

I'm folding my money in half right now. lol xx

[Agora1]

Lol xx

[Alpakka123]

A guy walks into a bar....

That's it.

[Vonus5591 in reply to Alpakka123]

another one

the other two men avoid and no injury!

[Alpakka123 in reply to Vonus5591]

What's that mean?

[Vonus5591 in reply to Alpakka123]

bar/pub or bar/rod

[Vonus5591 in reply to Vonus5591]

better joke

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

[Alpakka123 in reply to Vonus5591]

Yep, definitely getting tired over here. Can you explain this one too? Will get It tomorrow though, as this is my sign to go to sleep. Good night!

[Nothing_but_books in reply to Vonus5591]

Hilarious.

[Alpakka123 in reply to Vonus5591]

Got it now. That's great!🤣🤣🤣

[Alpakka123 in reply to Vonus5591]

I must be getting tired. Can you try again?

[Vonus5591 in reply to Alpakka123]

The two men walk instead of bar/pub into rod/bar but avoid hitting rod/bar and no injury!

[Alpakka123 in reply to Vonus5591]

Oooh, 🤣🤣🤣🤣Thanks.

[Alpakka123 in reply to Vonus5591]

Omg, I just got the entire thing now! My guys walks into a bar and injures himself, and then you follow that up with on the other hand two more men don't walk into a bar and don't injure themselves.

The things that yank me out of sleep. Sheesh...🙄🤔

[Alpakka123 in reply to Vonus5591]

I'm trying to get It. It'll come to me.

[Vonus5591 in reply to Alpakka123]

Maybe not best joke

[Alpakka123 in reply to Vonus5591]

No, it's great. Thanks to your hints I got it. Just took some thinking.

[Midori in reply to Alpakka123]

OUCH!!!

[Bazzak]

A woman was seen on the motorway, driving and knitting at the same time.

The police drove alongside her and yelled "pull over!".

She shouted back, "no, it's a cardigan"

[Vonus5591 in reply to Bazzak]

😉🤣🤣🤣

[MadBunny in reply to Bazzak]

Go to sleep 🙄🐰

[Alpakka123]

Two people were caught stealing a calendar. They each got six months.

[Vonus5591 in reply to Alpakka123]

Lol