I was thinking to myself today that I just dont laugh as much as I used to as a kid. So here goes I thought I would put a post on here to hopefully bring a smile to someone, maybe you would like to add your funny story too?
I walked round the whole supermarket once with my cargos torn, not realising I was flashing my undergarments to the whole world!! Not one person told me either and I didnt realise until I got home!!
One day when we had our dog as a pup he ran into next doors house whilst we were having a chat to them, there door open and he ran upstairs, grabbed the biggest teddy he could find and ran back into our house with it!!
Many times, I have stacked it completely wearing the most highest biggest wedges and stood up extremely quickly brushed myself off as if Iit hadnt happened!!
One day I was chatting to a lad I fancied not realising the reason he was smiling at me so much was because Id smeared the brightest red lipstick halfway up my face!! Please feel free to share your funny stories to bring someone some cheer, or a little smile today 🙂🙃
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Laughter is great medicine and I try to make it a part of every day. YouTube has tons of funny stuff if the day doesn’t provide it. I like to share humor and really appreciate it when someone shares it with me. Thank you for sharing yours, jadeite. Those high wedgies and platforms should come with medical insurance.
I heat up empty cups of coffee. When I leave my house, I have to remember to make a last minute check that I’m not wearing my sleep shorts. When my car is real dirty, I say it’s my grandsons ( I don’t have a grandson). I slipped some stink sticks in a couple of cigarettes of a boss. I was talking to her on the phone when she lit up. She put that one out and lit another. She figured out it was me cuz I couldn’t keep from laughing. This is my tame humor since I don’t know your boundaries when it comes to humor. You may not want to know. Lol
When I lived in Japan, I was always slipping and sliding on their slippery floors. And when I wasn't falling down, I was walking around super cautiously, clinging to the walls like a very old spider. 🕷 I'm sure as a redhead I got a lot of stares but also how I was walking 🤣 and my slipping and sliding... (I was a) gaijin freak 🤣
Also in Japan, I accidently set off my super ear splitting loud "rape whistle" 😬 I couldn't get the darn thing to stop screeching so I opened my 3rd floor door and chucked it in the neighbor's yard 🤣 where it attracted a big crowd, including the police. 😳
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