Funny stories

[Against_the_current]

Do you have any funny stories?

I just want to talk about such stories, helps me feel less alone and anxious.

So i will go first. I think my favourite story is Aspirin the cat. I think i have a post about it, but just in case - mom works at a pharmacy and got too much aspirin and put some of it in a separate box and wrote "Aspirin". When it got sold out, her Boss took the box and gave it to the cat outside. Clients saw the cat in a box with written Aspirin and thought it was the name of the cat and started calling her that.

My uncle and his family live in the UK but are still orthodox. Their neighboir asked why they never see them at the church and uncle said they go to the greek church. The neighboir gasped "So you guys worship Zeus?!"

I was in a foreign languages highschool and we were studying english. The rule was If you want to say something, say it in English. A classmate randomly yelled "can i go to the nursery?". The teacher, not knowing she wanted to go to the nurse, said "but you just got in highschool"

Then another classmate (he was a huge bully) asked "can i go to the bathroom". The teacher said "it's pronounced bathroom". He got angry and said "i'm going to the baTHHroom". The teacher looked straight at him and said "bathroom". "BaTHHroom". "Bathroom". "i'm going to the damn bathroom". "You aren't, you didn't say it right". "But i said bathroom". "Yeah, but you used going to for future tense while here will would fit better because you desided it rn and don't know If i'm letting you" . He was raiding the room already.

My step coisin was 2yo when he encountered a toilet. He looked at it amazed and said "but there's water.... Can i drink?"

At highschool i was in love with a girl who had a rabbit (that's why i got Bob). Her rabbit was a giant female and was jumping on her feet. Our teacher said "What's wrong with that lamb?". I said "she just has a girlcrush". He said "forget that, this rabbit is size of a lamb". My classmate said "i call her a melon"

I was in university and we were having attentive classes. They were going hours without a break and we got noisy. The proffesor got annoyed and yelled "Why are you acting like that?!". The quiet girl next to me said "You're not giving us a break and we haven't took our medication". Then she waited for a break, pulled a box from her bag and drank 3 antidepressants like a boss.

[Sillysausage234]

Aspirin is a cool name for the pharmacy cat…..benzo ,good name for a dog

[Against_the_current in reply to Sillysausage234]

And for psychologist or psychiatrist dog/cat. My psychology internship Boss said we have some cats there, might try to call one Benzo 😂. I had a friend that called his cats "The Crocodile Dynasty"

[Sillysausage234]

Asprin la chat

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[Against_the_current in reply to Sillysausage234]

Lol 😂. I never knew Aspirin was a french

[Sillysausage234 in reply to Against_the_current]

Originally from Paris

….😼

[Against_the_current in reply to Sillysausage234]

Oh la la, now i understand why they're so good at latin and the names of meds

[Sillysausage234 in reply to Against_the_current]

Benzo le chein

….😄

[Against_the_current in reply to Sillysausage234]

Ohh, don't mix benzos with alcohol 😂

[MadBunny]

No stories - just this

😁

[Sillysausage234 in reply to MadBunny]

I bought a big lop eared rabbit from an auction by accident for £1 …..few years ago went for some ducks came home with a rabbit 😄

[MadBunny in reply to Sillysausage234]

Nice one !

[Sillysausage234 in reply to MadBunny]

Brought it home put it on the grass while I figured out his housing situation,he just bolted for the hills …..never seen him since 😬

[MadBunny in reply to Sillysausage234]

That's probably why he was being sold. Either that or he saw the casserole dish 🤗😁

[Sillysausage234 in reply to MadBunny]

He’s happy now doing bunny stuff I presume

[MadBunny in reply to Sillysausage234]

Gone forth and multiplied I would guess 😁

[Sillysausage234 in reply to MadBunny]

I let some ducks go in the canal ,fancy ones like blonde coloured …now all the wild mallards have got like blonde highlights….imagine the wild rabbit population have got floppy ears now too

[MadBunny in reply to Sillysausage234]

🤣🤣🤣

[Against_the_current in reply to MadBunny]

Ohh, the Black pearls... 😂

Bob

[MadBunny in reply to Against_the_current]

😍He is so gorgeous. Dylan says hello

Got any treats ?

[Against_the_current in reply to MadBunny]

Hi Dylan!Oh i miss my Bob. I'm worried about him. He's getting old and fat and maybe depressed and i'm here, not at home

[MadBunny in reply to Against_the_current]

I'm sorry to hear you miss your Bob. I hope that you will be able to see him soon. Rabbits are such a comfort 🤗

[Against_the_current in reply to MadBunny]

I just don't feel well at home. And i feel guilty for not being there but i am just too anxious there

[MadBunny in reply to Against_the_current]

Its sad that you can't be with Bob but you need to do what is best for your wellbeing I guess

[Against_the_current in reply to MadBunny]

I need to pritritise myself. I just can't be at home at my coundidion. So it's best not to be even though it's hard

[MadBunny in reply to Against_the_current]

I completely get that🤗

[Against_the_current in reply to MadBunny]

🤗

[Hb2003]

I have a funny story about a watermelon but its a long one 🤣🤣

[MadBunny in reply to Hb2003]

Go for it !

[Hb2003 in reply to Hb2003]

Here it is 🤣 enjoy heres the story about the watermelon me and the watermelon have a sour relation ship and is now my arch nemesis 🤣🤣 i was about to throw something in the trash in the kitchen and i was getting my favorite cookies Milano and i nearly tripped the ceramic tile floor was really wet for my bare feet it was the most unpleasant of the most unpleasant experinces my feet had had 🤣🤣 i gasped and said oh my god but i caught myself and my feet well they were surfing i wiped the floor off with a lot of paper towels at first i thought it was water because it would be the most logical explanation but no i was wrong Dhun duhn doon 😳 It happened again in the afternoon and i had to use my detective skills i heard a loud hiss and my Imaginative crazy Brain made image a image of a snake 🤣 why at times like this 😫🤣🤣 i get closer and closer and the hiss was in the closet i put my defensive pose up and it was a Watermelon 😤😤 i see a pinch mark and i immediately pick it up and put it in the sink and i wiped the floor up and i used all purpose cleaner with the scent lemon 😍 to make the kitchen smell refreshing and make it squeaky clean

[Sillysausage234 in reply to Hb2003]

…..😂

[Hb2003 in reply to Sillysausage234]

Lol a story that i will never forget 🤣🤣 takes one to know one 🤣🤣

[Against_the_current in reply to Hb2003]

Epic 😂. When i say watermelons are evil, nobody believes me. Legendary nemesis

[MadBunny in reply to Hb2003]

Not as funny as yours but I have a watermelon story too. I was in the supermarket with my dad and he was carrying a watermelon under his arm. Bad idea. He dropped it and SPLAT!!!! Right in the middle of the supermarket aisle Thankfully the staff saw the funny side of it. So did I - I couldn't stop laughing. Dad was worried that they would make him pay for it 🙄

[Hb2003 in reply to MadBunny]

Oh gosh 🤣

[MadBunny in reply to Hb2003]

It was a long time ago but I still remember it. It became quite a story in our family 😁

[Against_the_current in reply to MadBunny]

Lol and great they saw the funny side. Recently i dropped a (bulgarian - greek) yoghurt and was feeling bad

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Hah 😂

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Omg nooo 😂

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I love telling funny stories

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Probably. But in this logic enby flowers are the carnivorous plants lol

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I overslept and i just woke up and i feel so weird and my roommate arrived with people and i just stay in my room, freaking out from waking up so late. It's 8pm

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Thanks

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How

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My socks. Ty for the memes 😂

[Hidden]

Got a kitten once and called it Lilly. So Lilly grew up and grew in another place also. Ended calling him "little e" after that.

[Against_the_current in reply to Hidden]

Ohh what a plot twist. 😂😂 Got a smart rename

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