Monday Sucks

[michelle2018]

Anyone else have pump yourself up for Monday’s? I can easily make excuses up not to go to work and sometimes it does mot even have to be Monday! So what is your secret for getting out of bed in the morning?

[HearYou]

I have to be 30 minutes from here at 6 a.m. to have a masked person take my clothes off, put me on my tummy, stick a needle in my hand for light anesthesia so I don't feel (RIGHT?) the BIG needle to be injected in my back to try to control my headaches,neck pain, arm pain and falling.

So just laugh tomorrow morning that you aren't me....it's ok with me if that helps.

It actually does help if your run the above scenario like a cartoon in your head like a bad Monty Python skit.......everyone knows my name, but none of them have name tags and all of them are in scrubs and masks so all I can see are their eyes, so I answer them in German until they speak English. as I don't understand Spanish. But they are looking at my naked booty and elsewhere. Definitely not an even deal.....and no coffee. lol

Really, one morning at a time.....hope this one helps your next morning!

[michelle2018 in reply to HearYou]

It better cause the picture in my head is quite funny! But seriously....epidural?

[HearYou in reply to michelle2018]

Yep! Oral pain meds screw with my thinking and I won't drive if I've taken any. Not safe for me or anyone else on the road.......epidural will help for 4-6mnths.

Worst pain is on my right side, so having my man take a magic marker and putting "RIGHT....PAIN! " on the right side of my back, and in small letters "left....pain" on the left side of my back so they don't forget where I need the help most.

Hey, a surgeon at a hospital here cut off the wrong foot of a diabetic not too long ago.

I'm not taking chances.

Hope that adds to your cartoon ...reread all this when you get up tomorrow and the laugh should make your morning a little less glum.

[bridder01]

My secret for getting out of bed on Mondays? Tuesdays lol

Brian

[HearYou in reply to bridder01]

Man.....WHAT happens on TUESDAY?????

[bridder01 in reply to HearYou]

What happens, you say? No idea, but I can't wait to get there!

Brian

[HearYou in reply to bridder01]

OK, works for you...was just curious.

[bridder01 in reply to HearYou]

The future is what you make it, so make it a good one Heard that in an 80's movie called 'Back To The Future III' lol

[HearYou in reply to bridder01]

Yep, wish I had that Delorean (sp?)

[Hidden]

I don’t have much to get out of bed for. I just go back to sleep.

[HearYou in reply to Hidden]

Is that good or bad?

[Hidden in reply to HearYou]

I love to sleep. So it is good.

[HearYou in reply to Hidden]

Soo. If it works for you, that's good.

[Hidden in reply to HearYou]

Yes sir. If I was paid to sleep I would be a billionaire. 😂

[Hidden]

What excuse is there to stay in bed?

[HearYou in reply to Hidden]

Oh I could think of about a million, as long as I didn't do it when I had a responsibility to get up. lol

[Hidden]

There's your answer..you get up cause.you have responsibilities..!

[HearYou in reply to Hidden]

You replying to me? I didn't say I had responsibilities but could think of a million reasons to stay in bed......like sleeping late.

[michelle2018 in reply to Hidden]

I get up cause I am a mother, wife and need to pay bills. I can think of more reasons to not get up but I feel guilty....