Emjay, you nodded off gal !!!!!

[monky]

Emjay,

I thought you were going to open the Daily Chat about an hour ago huh, typical flippin Woman, says she is going to do something, then forgets or nodds off in the flippin chair

Anyway, I hope all you other lovely people are behaving yourselves, while our Emjay is asleep, cos you know what they say dont you, while the cats away the mice will play

Rite am going to play

Speak soon

[Hidden]

Oy!!!

When do you mean you're going to play?

That's not fair - WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just ya typical man (the male of the species!) - as soon as the fun starts he's there like a shot - but when it comes to work eg opening tomorrows daily chat - can't see him for dust (and if you want to know what I'm talking about check the other blogs!!).

Kath

[jillygirl Administrator Queen Bee in reply to Hidden]

Typical man. clker.com/cliparts/3/0/3/c/...

[Hidden in reply to jillygirl]

Nice one jillygirl - judging by the below, we appear to have our fair share of ya

'typical man'.

Good job us woman can stay awake don't you think!

[tomc LONG TERM WINNER]

Sorry, I must have nodded off too.

[jillygirl Administrator Queen Bee in reply to tomc]

OK wakey wakey your missing all the fun.

[tomc LONG TERM WINNER in reply to jillygirl]

I am awake! Just sleeping when dishes or painting is mentioned by wife.

Selective hearing helps too!!!!!.

[monky Administrator Cake sniffer outer]

Jillygirl, Buttons,

Time for me to go and hide, I thinks

[jillygirl Administrator Queen Bee in reply to monky]

I can see you nah nah nah!

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[monky Administrator Cake sniffer outer in reply to jillygirl]

[jillygirl Administrator Queen Bee]

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were reading a newspaper article about which nationalities' brains were for sale for transplant purposes. An Irishman's or a Scotsman's brain could be bought for £500 but an Englishman's brain cost £10,000.

"That proves," said The Englishman, "that Englishmen are much cleverer than Irishmen or Scotsmen."

"No it doesn't," said The Irishman, "it just means that an Englishman's brain has never been used."

These workmen are installing bollards to stop nurses from parking on the pavement outside the Royal Hospital in Belfast .

They are cleaning up at the end of the day.

How long do you think it will be before they realise that they can't go home?

This is a real photograph!

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[monky Administrator Cake sniffer outer in reply to jillygirl]

Ha ha ha just love it Jillygirl

[Hidden in reply to monky]

That is just soooooooooooooo brilliant, fantastic, superb, unbelievable but believable - even my other half admits it was worth stopping watching the football for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jillygirl Administrator Queen Bee in reply to Hidden]

hey don't get me swearing. cant stop watching footie, that's not heard of.

[monky Administrator Cake sniffer outer in reply to jillygirl]

Whats football then

[jillygirl Administrator Queen Bee in reply to monky]

Oh your too much like my hubby. He doesn't bother with football.

Going to sign off now as getting tired again. loves ya all.

So night Pete, and everybody else. sweet dreams. xxx

:)) xx

[monky Administrator Cake sniffer outer in reply to jillygirl]

X X take that, there's a couple of sloppy ones for ya flippin Woman you

[monky Administrator Cake sniffer outer]

Emjay, Emjay,

I hope I havnt offended you gal it was only meant as a joke I hope your well, and enjoy your kip tonight eh

Hopefully, will speak tomorrow if you forgive me

[EmJay Partner]

How funny! That actually looks like me, unbelievably so! I tried to post earlier but I kept getting some sort of 'oops' message which I reported..... Then. Decided to have along snoooooooze

I'm here though