Sandra99b..... Is there something you need to confess ?????

[Extremelygrumpy]

Well strolling through the Internet as you do I found this..... As many of you know Sandra is also known on here as Mrs Beaton... Do please enlighten us about your secret life I am bursting with curiosity here...

Waiting with baited breath

VG x

[hamble99b]

that's an imposter! I'll sue - or maybe I'll read it first.

excellent work 006.5!

mrs b

[Hidden in reply to hamble99b]

006.5 hey VG, is that because you don't quite measure up enough to rival 007 or Inspector Clouseau?! Hmmm, something very fishy (forgive the pun) going on here!

Never mind, sounds like you are hot on Mrs B's trail . . . . .can't wait to hear more about her shady lifestyle . . . . xxxx

[Extremelygrumpy in reply to Hidden]

I think it's cause I don't look like Daniel Craig in swimming trunks

Sighs Daniel Craig in swimming trunks....mmmmmmm

VGx

[hamble99b in reply to Extremelygrumpy]

not licensed to kill, only to whisk! or chase with kitchen implements.

Sean Connery in shorts....mmmm++++

mrsb

[Extremelygrumpy in reply to hamble99b]

Oh my I forgot to breathe while laughing... The thought of you chasing down villains on your mobility scooter and whisking them into a frenzy....... Dare I ask which part of the body you attach the lobsters too or is that too x rated for a respectable site like this... Though I am sure it's reputation had taken a battering since I joined

VGx

[hamble99b in reply to Extremelygrumpy]

what sweet innocent you?

only to their swag bags and striped jumpers.

sandra.

[Extremelygrumpy in reply to hamble99b]

Gahh you are just too nice I would attach the lobsters to ear lobes toes, fingers, nose,,, or just make them sit in a bath of lobsters... Guess I have been watching too many celebrity jungle shows

VG

[hamble99b in reply to Extremelygrumpy]

isn't that cruelty to lobsters?

must call the RSPCL.

oh, forgot you're a fish,

do lobsters eat fish?

[Extremelygrumpy in reply to hamble99b]

That's a very cunning way of getting me off the forum.... Lobsters do eat fish, can I borrow your egg whisk to beat them off

VGx

[hamble99b in reply to Extremelygrumpy]

certainly, actually as you are 006.5 you are licensed to carry one, whisk away!

I'm licensed to spill!

or you could tickle them defenceless with a pastry brush...

[Extremelygrumpy]

Bah I should have guessed the hairs the wrong colour.... And there I was getting all excited about your secret other life where you torture secret agents with a dozen lobsters and beat villains with an egg whisk

Disappointed VG x

[hamble99b in reply to Extremelygrumpy]

of course I could be fibbing...

[Extremelygrumpy]

Aha of course you were wearing a wig ... The egg whisk in your hand is out of the picture and the lobsters ???? Cunningly hidden in a bag under your bustle?????

VG

[Hidden in reply to Extremelygrumpy]

Could make sitting down extremely painful under your bustle . . .

[hamble99b]

nothing would fit under the bustle!

What kind of website where you on? I typed it into google and it crashed!

[Extremelygrumpy]

The sort of website only sneaky fat fish are able to access of course .... I have fins of great dexterity and stealth....

VG x

[hamble99b in reply to Extremelygrumpy]

lol!

[tettridge]

Hi all

I think I need to report you to the department of Fishies and Agriculture and see if you cod whisk you and be haddock up before the beak.

Take care and kindest regards

Terry

[hamble99b in reply to tettridge]

they'd have a whale of a time!

[Extremelygrumpy]

Lol hi terry lovely to see you joining in.... I just nosed at your about me and I love your positive attitude to everything after all you have both been through... Though I have to admit I immediately pictured you and your wife in disguise raiding the chemist shop every month

Please carry on posting

VGx

[tettridge in reply to Extremelygrumpy]

Hi VG

Thanks for the comments, I love reading your comments and your interactivity with others like Ginns and Sandra and I know what you mean when you say you are unable to come on here as some days I haven't the energy to go on line let alone read any thing and then there is so much catching up when you feel better.

By the way I was so pleased to read your good day, congratulations.

Take care and kindest wishes

Terry

[Sthandra]

Just as long as you don't. Batter them I think you will be ok . Sithy

[hamble99b in reply to Sthandra]

lol