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A very devout couple who had been together for over 2 years decided to get married and throughout their courtship they had never been close not even kissed but both had secrets to hide. She had really really bad breath and he had very stinky feet. On the wedding night they both decided that they would confess to each other so he got undressed very quickly and when she got into bed she slid across and leaned very near to his face Darling she said "I have something to confess to you" and he said to her "I already know you have eaten my socks"

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Hi, AND SMILE I DID, THANKS VERY MUCH

What a lovely pair hehe hehe x

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Thank you for sharing that gave me a good laugh!

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gave me a laugh thanks.x

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