What sort of moisturiser does any one recommend for extremely dry skin. Van wrinkle have so many rinkles they have considered goose fat to emulsify with but the Giant has hidden the goose that lays the golden egg so the van wrinkles need something other than poly filler (she has used this before applying face make up in order to fill the crags) A make over would be brilliant let me see, ..........Lippy better be carmen shade 5 .............eye liner charcoal ...........lashes falsies of course applied with super glue so they do not fall of in the soup!
Her figure is more generous than even Goch Wan can contain in a onese (ghastly thought certainly would not be able to pull it up or down) so the red christmas dress which makes your figure loose a few pounds would look like a sack full of puppy hounds all wriggling about together. My neice wears one under her tight fitting trousers oooooooooooh (another world)
At this point not daring to mention the boots the thigh boots there I have done it snake skin about £1459.00 on TV last night Joan Rivers? who is she to critise fashion ? So take out a lone for your boots girls not my problem cannot wear boots did anyone else watch it?
Fur or Faux fur does it matter does ayone really know the difference if your antique fur looks good wear it - when the coat was made it was long before the fur objectors were shouting. So cuddle up in your furs
Okay lost the plot am now going to make coffee speak later chaps xxgins van wrinkle
Written by
Ginsing
To view profiles and participate in discussions please or .
Hi gins, firstly congrats on wearing make up, I gave up years ago as I prefer to frighten small children, but i wouldnt take advice from Gok Wan on how to look good naked.... If he saw me naked he would probably have a stroke.... Hmmm that doesn't sound right...ok he would run for the hills, but the best ever wrinkle cream I can recommend are two... Expensive,,, but works is garner ultra lift... For face. But the best for the whole body inc face has to be doves maroon coloured range for the 40 + range they do a round tub loads of it and lasts ages, body butter and it's fantastic I don't use make up just don't have the energy but I am always greased up ready for that channel swim.... One small point and one small question , a) being a gnome you won't need much wrinkle cream and secondly how on earth does a garden gnome find thigh high boots to fit...be careful while fishing round that pond if you fall in thigh high boots they will fill with water and hold you down and it you are wearing your fur coat you will come out looking like next doors dog.
Yours standing by anxiously with a packet of lard and a towel... Always prepared for the worst
I once heard of a BODY WRAP yeas complete head to toe not to bad when you are a gnome first you get some one to latha you with lovely sensuous cream and then they wrap you in warm towels or cling film now as a gnome you look like a sausage roll but it does not take long and when unwrapped you are seen in your glory with wonderful new shinny skin.
I too like doves moroon range it is easily absorbed and makes you feel lovely.
You were wondering about the thigh boots for a gnome and of course it is all relative It is probably the fur coat that gives me away as the pride of Piccadilly all fur coat no Knicker. Right time for magic mushrooms have you got any at your place? xgins v wrinkle
Gins , magic mushrooms !!!! No way I NEED them for myself, but here , chucks tin of mushroom soup at Gins .. Oh no you have done it again... I am now seeing this little wrinkled gnome in a fur coat thigh high boots sitting on a large toadstool drinking mushroom soup with no knickers on and a large hookah pipe smoking away by your side
Indeed that would be a step to far! Only people with no boobs run ladies and cows should take their time and never do more than a gentle amble - time that is something we have lots of cavort pah not for years xgins
Hi Gins-V Wrinkle,and VG that did make me laugh....and my mind was running away with your explaination of the Gnome with fur coat and no Knickers sat at the pond drinking mushroom soup, but I don't think I will use that vision in my meditation today! .............
as for the boots I can remember having a pair of thigh length boots in the sixties...felt the real Bee's Knees......Hot pants,the lot...OMG that makes me feel OLD now couldn't get away with it now LOL
Catch you later ladies thanks for the laughs x x x
My make upo is so old it has grown legs lol. Not something I can do anymore. But moisturisers are a must for me. I get really bad dry skin elbow and knee area and GP thinks it may be one of mymeds doing it. No way amd I giving up meds too so I use Simple products and it seems to work fine for me xxxxx
The SImple products are very nice even though there is no scent. They soak in rther than leaving a film on the skin. I first came across it on a freebie website and they sent me two small tubes of it to try out. I have never looked back hun xxxxx
If you have dry skin look for something with plenty of urea in it as it helps to lock in moisture- calmurid and balneum contain urea- never smelled them tho so can't advise if they will be beautiful! They can both be brought from the pharmacy if you ask nicely you might be able to
I currently have e45 cream but not sure how effective it is because I keep forgetting to use it! I also gave up on make-up years ago, not a lot of point in it when I don't have the energy for much of a social life.
The ward Sister gave me some when last I was in - must admitt it was brill - I had forgotten it like so many things cheers xgins
I have just started using Avon's anew ultimate 7s night cream, even in the day, its brill, I can't believe how good! and £16 so not too bad, I use petroleum jelly on my hands feet arms and legs at night, does wonders! (and really cheap!
Content on HealthUnlocked does not replace the relationship between you and doctors or other healthcare professionals nor the advice you receive from them.
Never delay seeking advice or dialling emergency services because of something that you have read on HealthUnlocked.
did anyone else watch it? 
Awareness and table top sale
The comfort of a new friend - a puppy - Happy New Year everyone!
Warning ! Forum member is stealing your sleep... Shocking photo reveals all
