right I shall just bumble across to the calendar and have a look see..................well you know when you pull a cracker it goes BANG it is not one of those-- then there is a joke well that comes later....but tucked into the middle is a small piece of paper which is pretending to be a crown yes you have got a PAPER HAT what ghastly colours still VG will wear it while she tries to get to Libbys on her scooter (The mince pie alert).
What do you have in December that you dont have in any other month?
I will leave this with you all while I scuttle off and catch up with VG hehe xgins
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Ohhh no I overslept , I ve lost me map and compass by the time I get to Libby's there will be nothing left........... There's only one chance.... I,ll phone the police and ask them to apprehend a gnome and a budgie riding dangerously on a mobility scooter, then while you are being arrested I will zoom past and get to Libby's for the mince pies and sausage rolls hunts out a very large reusable shopping bag and with scooter keys in one hand and mobile phone in the other phones the police while getting scooter ready.........
What do we have in December that we don't have in any other month??
A) Gins Christmas posts
B) Christmas
C) a scooter race to Libby's
Am I close huh huh.......
VGx in motorcycling goggles and a determined look on her face
Ps that paper hat in hideous colours is very tasteful leave it a t Libby's if you get there before me and I will model it on the way back home....
I at last am getting festive in my advent calendar ... I had a wise man with gold looking for his camel.... I could have told him the camel was the other side of the advent calendar but I was in too much of a rush to get ready
I had a police escort once , but that's a whole different story... No wonder LIbs has been quieter today with police cars screeching up outside her house to deliver a budgie only for it to fly off with all her mince pies
Ok ok I admit it i went back up to my post and wondered how it could be D when I had only put a b and c option then I twigged.... Blames it on the brandy LIbs put in the mince pies
Look at sandra99b 's avatar piccy it always a budgie.... She has a cunning disguise gins turns into a gnome Sandra turns into a budgie and I am just a grumpy old trout , but don't tell gins or she will get her fishing rod out and pluck me out of my comfy pond
I've just logged on to see what this was about and i feel like i'm having fibro fog reading the comments what on earth are you all talking about hahahaha!!
Rofl its the christmas countdown mad post we have one a day to try to make us and anyone else have a laugh.... Laughter is sooo good for fibro.... I think you need to read yesterday's Christmas countdown to understand this blog....
But as usual as gins posts first I shall blame it all on her for confusing you
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and failing.... Of course a D 
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TODAY IS THE DAY :( LOL
