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Morning Morning Monday calling it is now the 9th December time moves on.

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Weather seems more settled. (Famous last words) Now in a light harted way lets approach the day--

Why is Europe like a frying pan??

Well it does have GREECE at the bottom lol

I love this one are you ready ok Why are chocolate buttons RUDE????

because THEY ARE SMARTIES IN THE NUDE!!!!

What fur do we get from a TIGER?????

Well you get as FUR AS POSSIBLE!!!!!!

I hope that oe or even two of those gave your chuckle muscles some exercise :)

I was talking to some Lovely Venerable people yesterday amd where would are LIVES BE WITH OUT LAUGHTER!!!

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Good morning gins,you sound as jolly as usual :) Are you feeling any better?Sorry I couldn't join in with the ice skating,my kids had the iPad and then I didn't get a chance :(

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Cookie72 in reply toharibo36

Morning haribo, how are you today, ....I have the sun shining here, for how long I don't know but gonna enjoy dead heading and getting a little dose of Vit d, have lovely day, keep safe....hugs ....Dee xx

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Good morning dee,well I've just looked outside and no sun here.Never mind,you enjoy the sun where you are :) Iam not too good ATM,been doing too much and not taking care of myself so my body is beginning to ring the alarm bells.Must be careful now as I don't want to bring on a flare in time for Xmas.I need to slow down now,but have had a lot going on with both kids been ill,been to hospital a few times with son,had appointments and trying to get stuff done for kids for Xmas.Had a look at calendar this morning and have a lot of things going on with kids at school,another hospital trip with son and a few appointments myself so not much opportunity to slow down :(

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Cookie72 in reply toharibo36

Yes it's very hard when you have children and trying to be mum and dad rolled into one, especially this time of year...what is wrong with your son s it anything seriouse.....I think we are all over doing things this time of year, and we shouldn't be, we know we are going to have a flare up , but does that stop us, oh no of course it doesn't....but you must slow down haribo, especially seeing as you have young children, you won't be any good to them Come Christmas if you are laid up in bed will you!! So pease try to gt some rest in between and chill, you take care and listen to Nurse DeeDee lLOL.....gentle hugs ...Deexx

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haribo36 in reply toCookie72

Good afternoon dee,yes I will listen to nurse dee dee lol.Iam actually a qualified nurse myself but had to give it up years ago.My son is fine,just broke his elbow and sprained wrists.Been to A&E three times now and got a hospital appointment tomorrow to take him to.Thanks for your reply :)

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Cookie72

Mornin gins, jolly as usual, where would we be with out you let alone laughter, sun is shining here too, weather seems to be giving us a nice day, keep happy and safe...Hugs...Dee xx

Morning Gins my friend :D

Laughter is the best medicine

As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"

The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"

What do you call an elf who sings?

A: a wrapper!

What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve?

A: A pack of batteries which at the bottom says "toy not included".

Hope these make fellow fibromites chuckle

:) xxxsianxxx :)

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haribo36

Morning zeb,yes these made me chuckle :) How are you today?xxx

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Well in spirit I'm positively bright

Physically I'm broken

I think that makes me balanced :D

xxx you? xxx

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Good evening zeb,sorry for very late reply.So sorry to hear that you are physically broken but at least you "feel"bright.Ive had a bad day with pain increased and tiredness catching up on me.Just had a bath and hair wash and will go to bed in half an hour.Hope you are still positive in spirit :)

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night night my friend soothing fluffies for your sleeps xxx

CU tomorrow :)

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Night night for you too zeb,mmmmm fluffies are so soft and cuddly that you have sent.Thanks ever so much :)

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jillylin

Thanks for making me smile gins. Much needed at the moment.

Hugs

Jillyxx

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