The first prob is when people ask you "What would you like for Christmas?" what on earth do you reply. Socks no good they do not make them large enough and what ever they say they cut into your ankles! Slippers well no they are not wide enough and do not stay on the swollen feet.. (No body believes you take 9 6xwidth). I am not a fussy person but I like my soap not some fancy bar that disolves in a smear of soapy residue on the sink. Bubble bath What I cannot bath cannot get in and if I do cannot get out! Imagine the ambulance men coming to extract you from the watery gloom................. Stockings now For a figure that resembles Mrs Blobby I cannot get them on. Okay so Sweeties oh I love Them they go straight to the waist or ensure a trip to the dentist.
So the answer is Fat Balls !
- for the birds and those curios things you hang up - well some one does
Any suggestions? Spider exterminator - hand warmer----- xgins