A very overweight lady goes to see the Dr in despair having tried every diet going (reminds me of me)
Oh Doc she says please help me I just cannot lose weight and I am at the end of my tether.
Well the doc says we have just had a new diet come on the market but it is still in the trial period.
Oh Doc she says please let me try I will accept any problems that arise from taking the medication.
Ok says the doc and he goes out and comes back and gives her a huge bag of sugar lumps.
Do not be alarmed he says this is different in that you substitute every meal for 3 sugar lumps and you put the sugar lumps up your bottom !!!. A little perplexed but willing to try anything she leaves and returns 3 months later a very svelte 7 stone.
Oh says the doctor I see it worked. Yes she says but I do have one side effect Oh really said the doc what is that ? Well she said every time I break wind I get candy floss in my knickers !!!